If you had 3 questions to ask an alien, what would you ask?

Originally posted by Distortion
My three questions would be

Are Dick Nixon and Hunter Thompson really talkin football down in hell?

Have you seen the place where they manufacture the Brittany Spears and Michale Jacksons?

What's the fastest UFO vehicle in the galaxy?

Originally posted by EastCoastKid

What's the fastest UFO vehicle in the galaxy?

Hahahah yea that one would be great to find out.... yea we have an old model it only goes 1000x the speed of light....nothing to fancy gets us from point A to point B

Originally posted by The_Final
Hahahah yea that one would be great to find out.... yea we have an old model it only goes 1000x the speed of light....nothing to fancy gets us from point A to point B

PerZactly!

1) What is your name?
2) What is your quest?
3) What is your favorite color?



seriously I'd ask them:

1) How can space be warped by engineered means, and how, specifically can electromagnetism influence mass or gravity, and what kind of experimental test could we do to discover the effect?

2) What are you doing messing around here without an invitation or diplomatic relations?

3) Why are ETs assholes?

oops, the filter messed up my last question. Let me rephrase:

3) why are ETs such jerks?

Originally posted by mbkennel

oops, the filter messed up my last question. Let me rephrase:

3) why are ETs such jerks?

haha how are ETs jerks? theyre just looking for a friend.

[edit on 12-6-2005 by xxblackoctoberxx]

1. Why are we here?
2. Why are you a Secret?
3. I would like to know the meaning of the universe?

Well, just 1 answer would be nice.

How does your spaceship work?
Can u show yourself to the general public?
Can we have coffee later?

#1. Can you use your superior technology to help me win the Powerball?

#2. What is Wil Smith really like in person?

#3. Why do you traverse billions of miles just to post on ATS?

I would probably just print this thread and read it to the alien.

If they refuse to answer my questions then I would physically assault this Alien and turn him into a domesticated house pet who answers my questions all day long!

1. "Do you speak English?" or Do you think English? (I'd try telepathy)
2. "Have you ever visited Man before? Did we consider your people gods or angels?" (Assuming it spoke English or Telepathese)
3. "What're your views on Truth... existence... God...?"

-S

[edit on 26-4-2006 by Savonarola]

three questions...hmm.

one, how do you guys move from place to place so fast,
two, is abducting us a common thing,
& three, how do you guys reproduce???

1.How did you get so ugly?

2. Do you have a good job a human can do to make some green stamps?

3. Can you give a longer garden hose to water my flowers with?

1. Where did you come from?

2. What sort of technology did you use to get here?

3. What is the foundation for your computing systems?

1. How do you derive the speed of light?
2. What is the origin of mass?
3. could you destroy the world governments and oil companies so we can distribute your technology equally throughout the peoples of the world?

1. Why are you showing yourselves in such numbers in Mexico.
2. Have you made any deals with any goverments on this plant, and what are they.
3. Why do you have such a fascination with our Nuclear and Military locations.

Please, lets not confuse the term "illegal alien" with the topic at hand.

Thanks.

My three questions would be:

1)What do you eat?
2)What planet are you from?
3)Where did you get that weird outfit?

My 3 questions would be:

1. Can you teach me to speak telepathically
2. Can you take my for a spin in your space ship? Maybe through space and maybe to your planet?
3. Dude, why are you naked?


[edit on 26-4-2006 by The_Truth_Seeker]

1. Do you understand english writing/ language?
2. Can you stop all war?
3. Can you teach me everything you know.