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Stop Flatulence Today! with new product

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posted on Jun, 9 2005 @ 12:52 PM
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This product falls into the category of things you never knew existed and now that you know they exist wonder why they do. Apparently, Flax-D is a device that you wear on your underwear that can neutralize the odor of your flatulence. What a nifty product! Seriously, can’t these guys spend there time more usefully, by, I don’t know, maybe looking for a cure to cancer?




MATERIAL PROVEN IN GULF COMBAT! LIVES DEPEND ON IT! REVOLUTIONARY Material was developed for the British Chemical Defense Establishment for use in chemical warfare suits protecting soldiers from nerve gas and other toxic vapors. Activated charcoal cloth absorbs all odors when worn correctly. People say, "Oh my God, this really works!"


www.flat-d.com...


[edit on 9-6-2005 by BlackJackal]



posted on Jun, 9 2005 @ 01:03 PM
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Originally posted by BlackJackal
Apparently, Flax-D is a device that you wear on your underwear that can neutralize the odor of your flatulence.


What would be the fun in that. My girlfriends reaction wouldn't be nearly so funny without the odor.

Peace

[edit on 9-6-2005 by Dr Love]



posted on Jun, 9 2005 @ 01:12 PM
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I can think of at least one bigger waste of time and money, the Dogone Thong.



Can you even imagine taking your dog for a walk in this thing?




posted on Jun, 9 2005 @ 06:29 PM
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Hahahahahahahaha...
I know someone who could use a one of those...
Hahahahahahaha...*passes out from laughing at the crazy product*



posted on Jun, 9 2005 @ 07:56 PM
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Originally posted by Duzey
I can think of at least one bigger waste of time and money, the Dogone Thong.



Can you even imagine taking your dog for a walk in this thing?



WTF is that?

It looks like.... *shakes head*. WTF is it?



posted on Jun, 9 2005 @ 08:01 PM
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Clearly they should incorporate that into women's underwear....

It's the silent yet deadly ones that kill....



posted on Jun, 9 2005 @ 08:06 PM
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imo

Let 'er rip




posted on Jun, 9 2005 @ 10:08 PM
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Originally posted by parrhesia
It looks like.... *shakes head*. WTF is it?


I found that little beauty under Custom Products on the Flat-D page. Here's the product description for you.



The Dogone - Dog Gas Neutralizing Pad is a comfortable and least intrusive means for deodorizing gassy discharges in a thong design. This will eliminate pet odors and dog odors from flatus or flatulence.

Uses our famous activated charcoal cloth (washable and reusable)! A starter hole is placed in the cloth in order to help you locate the suggested tail hole. Carefully measure tail and cut-out hole to proper size. Elastic straps are used for flexibility. Suspender clips are used to make the garment totally adjustable. They also provide quick release for allowing the dog out to do his business.



Is it possible for a dog to die of embarrassment?



posted on Jun, 9 2005 @ 10:24 PM
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Everyone would be at ease if they had this poster clearly visible in their immediate "thrown" area.....



Sorry fot the issue with the size.....If you've seen it in a friend's bathroom, you know what I'm talking about - I cracked up laughing when I was passing one and read it....

Here's a close-enough example..... www.asandler.com...


[edit on 6/9/2005 by EnronOutrunHomerun]



posted on Jun, 10 2005 @ 06:03 AM
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Originally posted by Duzey
Is it possible for a dog to die of embarrassment?


In my opinion, woof...i mean yes!





posted on Jun, 10 2005 @ 10:34 AM
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I know what I'm getting a certain friend for Christmas now!!!



posted on Jun, 10 2005 @ 11:17 AM
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Originally posted by Duzey
Is it possible for a dog to die of embarrassment?


quick release to allow the dog to do his business...


What a crazy idea... I had a dog that would let off some nasty ones.. but would I put that on him? never, hahaha. I'd be embrassed for him!




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