The "Which Olsen twin is hotter" advertisement on ATS

Which Olsen twin is hotter?

Let me let you folks in on a little something..........neither of them are "hot"! Their heads are twice the size of their bodies and their mouths are twice the size of their heads! So basically they're all mouth! Besides that fact they're extremely ematiated! They make Karen Carpenter look like Kirstie Alley!!!

What the hell is wrong with these people???

Peace

Love the description. Very accurate.

Oh! Oh! It's the one with the bad blow habit!

Oh wait...I think that's both....

Their heads are twice the size of their bodies and their mouths are twice the size of their heads!

I knew I wasn't the only one....!!!

Besides, it's hard to think of either of them as "hot" when you think of "Michelle" of full house....downright sickening....

I still think they look like living Troll dolls....

They are not hot, all we'ze is worried about is our precious Vanity Mastah.

I almost get the impression that those 'hot' rumors were generated by middle-aged pediphiles anziously waiting for the twins to turn legal.

Sorry, they my age, and I don't even think they hot. To skinny, sorry, but if I sneeze during a date, I don't want the girl flying off into the sunset.

Originally posted by Jonna
I almost get the impression that those 'hot' rumors were generated by middle-aged pediphiles anziously waiting for the twins to turn legal.

Kind of makes you wonder, huh? But it's the media that perpetuates it for the most part. Pedophiles running the media perhaps?

Hey Mary-Kate and Ashley, Ichabod Crane called........he want's his body back!!

Peace

[edit on 8-6-2005 by Dr Love]

I have always called them the monkey twins. I swear they look like a couple of shaved monkeys. Someone tell me this pic is fake...

Olson Twins

[edit on 17-6-2005 by sensfan]

[edit on 17-6-2005 by sensfan]

EDIT: Redirected link to the proper authoritites.

(yeah, don't post that stuff please)

[edit on 17-6-2005 by RANT]

Yes, I'm pretty sure it is.

I saw that one when I was searching for a picture of them. It's been Lee Harvey Oswalded.

And yes I couldn't help but be mesmerized by the bouncing melons.

Peace

They're too skinny...

Get some meat on their bones...


and they wear too much make up...I lean more towards the natural thing on girls...looks better...just a lil bit of makeup

Hmmm, IDK, I might go for it if I could get both at the same time, but alone? IDK, but would be fun with both. Although would be confusing...

"Ashley come around and lay down, no other Ashley, no that you the other Ashely, uh, Mary Kate, there we go."

I really hope the guys talking in this thread are 18 or less, or else it's a little disturbing, rating them on the internet.

Funny though, They do look like twigs. :shk:

Olsen Twins are Legal, they turned 18......

Anyways, I am under 18 though, but don't care, that whole age thing is BS!

18 years and 0 seconds, legal

17 years, 12 months, 31 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes, and 59.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 seconds, illegal.

I understand 13 or 14 and even 15, but 16-17? Old enough to drive, old enough to have the responisbility of driving a several ton vehicle capable of killing people, but not responsable enough to have sex, strange.

Originally posted by Jestaman
Olsen Twins are Legal, they turned 18......

Anyways, I am under 18 though, but don't care, that whole age thing is BS!

18 years and 0 seconds, legal

17 years, 12 months, 31 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes, and 59.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 seconds, illegal.

I understand 13 or 14 and even 15, but 16-17? Old enough to drive, old enough to have the responisbility of driving a several ton vehicle capable of killing people, but not responsable enough to have sex, strange.

FINALLY! Someone agrees with me.

Just cause its not legal tho doesnt mean you can't do it...I know plenty of people who've had sex before they turned 19

Originally posted by Dr Love
Which Olsen twin is hotter?

Let me let you folks in on a little something..........neither of them are "hot"! Their heads are twice the size of their bodies and their mouths are twice the size of their heads! So basically they're all mouth! Besides that fact they're extremely ematiated! They make Karen Carpenter look like Kirstie Alley!!!

What the hell is wrong with these people? quote]


They are both poster children for anorexia, drugs, whatever it is all bad!

[edit on 7/4/2005 by Rhiannon1968]

[edit on 7/4/2005 by Rhiannon1968]

Ever seen them without make-up?
They re really not beautiful without. That s my opinion.