I just got pulled over...

I'm driving down the road going 3 mph over the speed limit when I see blue and red start flashing on my dash board. I check my rear view mirror, and sure enough, I'm being pulled over. Confused because I wasn't breaking any law, I wave to him, turn on my blinker and pull into the first gas station I come up to.

The cop walks over to my car, slowly shaking his head. "What seems to be the problem, officer," I ask rather cliche-ly.

"You don't know why I pulled you over? Don't you know that in this state it's illegal to be driving with those two big guns and a six pack?"