posted on Jun, 4 2005 @ 08:57 PM
I'm driving down the road going 3 mph over the speed limit when I see blue and red start flashing on my dash board. I check my rear view mirror, and
sure enough, I'm being pulled over. Confused because I wasn't breaking any law, I wave to him, turn on my blinker and pull into the first gas
station I come up to.
The cop walks over to my car, slowly shaking his head. "What seems to be the problem, officer," I ask rather cliche-ly.
"You don't know why I pulled you over? Don't you know that in this state it's illegal to be driving with those two big guns and a six pack?"