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I Despise Old People !!

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posted on Jun, 1 2005 @ 05:39 PM
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I was sitting in the grocery store the other day and i noticed that i hate old people. Im walking down the aisle and Poof! theres and old lady pushing her cart soooooooooooooooooooooo slllllllllllllllooooooooooowwwwwwwwwww..... So she stops, much to my extreme happiness. then i realize that I would like a code red..but shes RIGHT IN THE WAY. I go to reach over her after politely asking her to move....but suddenly a two liter bottle of pepsi pops off the shelf, exploding into a cascade of foam. The old lady looks at me like i just shot her son or something.....

Well thats my story, I would like as many stories of old people inconvenience. I want to make sure Im not the only one.

So to all of you old ladies going down the aisle....


[edit on 14-9-2005 by John bull 1]




posted on Jun, 1 2005 @ 06:09 PM
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You disgust me you agist!



posted on Jun, 1 2005 @ 06:21 PM
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I dont hate all old people. I only hate the slow annoying ones.



posted on Jun, 1 2005 @ 07:43 PM
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Okay - First off....Old people to me are those who are in their 70s or older....Usually they have their RayBans on and are about the size of yoda...3 foot tall....

But how about those who don't deserve to have a driver's license?!?! OMFG!! I drive down a long and curvy country road every day to get to work....and EVERY DAY I have my "Close call".....The accident that should have been....

9 times out of 10 it's some old fart who slows down and puts their blinker on three lights before they make their left turn....So every time they touch the brakes to make sure they're staying a descent 20 miles under the speed limit you think they're going to turn....

Or the old geezers who get in the acceleration lane of the interstate - Have plenty of time to catch up to the speeds of the oncoming traffic, but choose to come to a complete halt and block traffic until there are no cars coming so they can get over....

TAKE THEIR LICENSE AWAY!!!!



posted on Jun, 1 2005 @ 07:47 PM
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one day you'll be old and slow and some obnoxious person is going to hate you for it too. sad isn't it? but such is life...

oh well, I don't hate old people but I do dislike it when they hold up lines arguing about coupons and drive 25mph on the freeway.



posted on Jun, 1 2005 @ 07:47 PM
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exactly, I do however like senile old people. My grandpa was sitting in a corner and he told me how good the day was 7 times within 3 mins...poor grandpa. Old people get angry too easily.

ex. Me:HI!
Random old lady used in this example:



posted on Jun, 1 2005 @ 07:50 PM
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Yes i will be old some day. But im purposly going to act senile to annoy my grandchildren. Then I'll go to a heavily populated public area and discuss the wonders of viagra.



posted on Jun, 2 2005 @ 12:54 AM
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old people are cool, but I hate it when I'm getting off the bus and they rush in front to get off, but are slow to go down the steps. Wht can't they wait?



posted on Jun, 2 2005 @ 01:23 AM
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Well i get a train to and from work each day, and the train is usually very empty, plenty of seats for everyone. Theres this old guy in the mornings who, quick as lightning, always shoves in front of other people to get on the train first, then proceeds to walk really really slow down the carriage holding everyone else up while he gets a seat... sure old people are weak and shouldnt stand up... but this train is empty and theres more seats than are used everyday... rude old people who think the world owes them something suck... but there are cool oldies out there to.



posted on Jun, 2 2005 @ 04:09 AM
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one of my favorites was at work onee day. a couple of us were outside haveing a butt. well this old guy driveing a car with a hadicap permit pulls into one of the handicap spots, but there is a shopping cart in the way. now here these spots are much wider than normal to accomidate vans with side ramps, and have the sign in a cement pole that is anchored into the ground. well the old lady pops out and moves the cart. while she was doing this the car in front pulls out. so the guy i guess decides to pull through. my friend and i saw what was about to happen and not being able to do anything start to chuckle as we KNOW he will hit that post.

sure enough he takes off the passenger mirror. ok thats not too bad. you can get a used one for about $75-$100 from a wrecker, and a mild dent to the fender and passenger door, probibly could have been pulled without any paint damage . well he starts to stop just like a normal person would when hitting something. but then he decides to go on ahead. he basicaly TOTALED the whole pasenger side from the front quarter pannel back with the damage getting worse as he literaly powered it through. the guy basicaly totaled his car when it would have been a minor repair. well my friend and i just couldn't believe what he had done. we were just killing ourselves laughing at the fact that he had destroyed his car without a thought.

that wasn't even the end of it. he had the balls to go to the custumer service desk and DEMAND that they replace his car. now this pole is painted bright yellow, is about 4 feet high or so, then has a metal rod with the sign on it, and it is about 8-10 inches thick up to where the sign is mounted. how can he reasonably epect us to buy him a new car? and yes the car was pretty much new to begin with. even if he was blind enough to not see the pole, in which case he definately should not be driveing. he could have stopped and had very minimal damage to the car. but HE DECIDED to continue on destrying the car.



posted on Jun, 2 2005 @ 08:53 AM
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I reeeeally HATE young people.

They hang around being rude and obnoxious, they don't work, they think the whole world should and does revolve around them, they drive like maniacs and kill people in accidents they've caused, they beat people, intimidate people, don't know half as much as they think they do, most of them are really stooopid......

Enough with the generalisations already!



posted on Jun, 2 2005 @ 08:58 AM
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Originally posted by ubermunche
Enough with the generalisations already!


I'm not prejudice. I hate everyone.



posted on Jun, 2 2005 @ 09:45 AM
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I find that young ones can be worse. Excuse me, Excuse me...nothing...thats when i run out of patience and ram their cart and go on my merry way. I can feel their eyes piercing my back



posted on Jun, 2 2005 @ 03:05 PM
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I love being young. Its so fun. Maybe when I get into the work force i can appreciate a full days work. But until then....off to school to get lectured by evil teachers



posted on Jun, 2 2005 @ 10:08 PM
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Yup old people still make me mad. My grandfather just called me. (he has alzeimers) he asked me who i was 7 times.....sigh



posted on Jun, 5 2005 @ 03:19 PM
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I don't hate old people. I just can't stand the ones who can never seem to put a smile on their faces. There is a whole crowd laughing and there's these old folks that sit there paralyzed.



posted on Jun, 5 2005 @ 03:59 PM
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Oh yea i dont like mean old people either. Cuz i joke around a lot but when im in front of an old person they just stare at me like im the devil.



posted on Jun, 5 2005 @ 04:10 PM
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I don't despise old people, they have lived a full life, they have suffered, they have lived in age where war looked over their shoulders, where poverty was common place in nations that now pride themselves on their power.
Old people can be grumpy, quick to anger and bad tempered, but so can the youth of the world, so can the middle aged.

I take my hat off to old people, thanks for keeping the world in one piece



posted on Jun, 5 2005 @ 04:16 PM
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even though i hold a deep seeded hatred.....hats off to the oldies.



posted on Jun, 5 2005 @ 05:48 PM
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Old people are our friends,,,,

except when your standing behind one (in a long line) and

he/she just took metamucil.



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