In Soviet Russia you don't join Illuminati.

Illuminati joins YOU!

Originally posted by 9890
So I hear all about the Illuminati who secretly control the government and all that but how does someone join that soceity?

IF The Illuminati Controls the government and you passivley contribute to the government, ie taxes or voting, then you are already a member of the illuminati because you are contributing to their system.

Welcome to the illuminati nwo!
member # 6,318,416,804

goto:

http:www.illuminati.com?action=join

[teasing of course]