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Bush Bike Wreck, or Karl Rove Left Hook To The Eye?

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posted on May, 27 2005 @ 05:21 PM
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bush could take Karl in a fair fight... so I doubt that is it...

The drinking possibility is a good one... lots of social demands mean lots of opportunity to "rationalize" that just one wont hurt...

seems awfully accident prone for a short guy...

maybe he is a twink bottom and likes to be roughed up?




posted on May, 27 2005 @ 08:18 PM
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I think these are the images you want.





Pretzel incident?




meh







posted on May, 27 2005 @ 09:32 PM
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The drinking possibility is a good one... lots of social demands mean lots of opportunity to "rationalize" that just one wont hurt...


This isn't some guy meeting his friends in a bar. This is the President of the United States. His social events often consist of hundreds of people doing nothing but keeping their eyes on the Prez, often with the press there doing the same. I sincerely doubt that an admitted alcoholic is going to take a drink in that kind of situation. If for some reason Bush ever did fall off the wagon, he'd be in the privacy of his own room sucking down a bottle of gin.

Anyway, this thread just shows the mindset of the left. How can Democrats ever expect to be taken seriously when they make outlandish claims ranging from Karl Rove sneaking the President of the US, to Bush getting drunk and deciding to go on a bicycle ride. Nevermind the idea that they have absolutely NO proof or corroberating evidence to support their baseless claims. They rip Bush over the whole WMD thing, and in the same breath call him a Reptilian shapeshifter. At least Bush had the support of every major intelligence institution from Russia to France to Egypt to back up his WMD assertions. You people have nothing to go on other than what's packed in that bong that you've obviously been hitting a little too much.

Countless women have testified under oath that President Clinton sexually harrassed and on at least one occasion even RAPED them, and none of you would believe that. But some goof comes on ATS and posts a few pictures and all of a sudden Bush fell off the wagon and gets beaten by his wife! It's so fitting that a man like Howard Dean is in charge of your party of choice!

The bottom line is that none of you Dems and/or Libs ever gave Bush the fair chance and support that a lot of us Republicans gave your boy Clinton when he went into office. Sure, I didn't care for him. But he was my Commander-in-Chief. I supported him 110%, especially when our troops were over seas involved in military conflict. It's disgusting how much peace and love all of you preach while holding such contempt and HATRED for someone like George W. Bush. I'm really surprised that after having the floor mopped with your candidates in the last 3 elections, that you wouldn't pack your things and move to a place like France. It is with great pain that I inform you that you will NEVER get the Socialist government that you seek here in the United States. So for the good of our nation and the good of the men and women in uniform who are putting their lives on the line for you people as we speak, please can the unsubstantiated and unnecessary hate-mongering of our leader. It's for your own good anyway, as it makes you all look so desperate and pathetic.



posted on May, 27 2005 @ 09:35 PM
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Originally posted by LazarusTheLong
bush could take Karl in a fair fight... so I doubt that is it...
maybe he is a twink bottom and likes to be roughed up?


I'm trying to learn my through Flash Animation now, it is like learning Trigonometry though, but when I get pretty good at it, I'll do us up a good animation. Would be funny stuff man.

I just have a hard time believing bike accidents and pretzels are going to rough somebody up regular like that man. I think there's a good reason he has a humpback and long pauses in his speeches now when he cups his hand over his ear, it's called Bushisms. These probably lead to all sorts of scuffs and scratches when Bush gets 'home'.


I bet at least one of those is a Kenneth Lay Uppercut, when "Kenny Boy" found out that Bush denied having any ties or even really knowing him as Lay was dragged off to prison...

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posted on May, 27 2005 @ 10:39 PM
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Originally posted by Rasputin13



The drinking possibility is a good one... lots of social demands mean lots of opportunity to "rationalize" that just one wont hurt...


This isn't some guy meeting his friends in a bar. This is the President of the United States. His social events often consist of hundreds of people doing nothing but keeping their eyes on the Prez, often with the press there doing the same. I sincerely doubt that an admitted alcoholic is going to take a drink in that kind of situation. If for some reason Bush ever did fall off the wagon, he'd be in the privacy of his own room sucking down a bottle of gin.

Anyway, this thread just shows the mindset of the left. How can Democrats ever expect to be taken seriously when they make outlandish claims ranging from Karl Rove sneaking the President of the US, to Bush getting drunk and deciding to go on a bicycle ride. Nevermind the idea that they have absolutely NO proof or corroberating evidence to support their baseless claims. They rip Bush over the whole WMD thing, and in the same breath call him a Reptilian shapeshifter. At least Bush had the support of every major intelligence institution from Russia to France to Egypt to back up his WMD assertions. You people have nothing to go on other than what's packed in that bong that you've obviously been hitting a little too much.

Countless women have testified under oath that President Clinton sexually harrassed and on at least one occasion even RAPED them, and none of you would believe that. But some goof comes on ATS and posts a few pictures and all of a sudden Bush fell off the wagon and gets beaten by his wife! It's so fitting that a man like Howard Dean is in charge of your party of choice!

The bottom line is that none of you Dems and/or Libs ever gave Bush the fair chance and support that a lot of us Republicans gave your boy Clinton when he went into office. Sure, I didn't care for him. But he was my Commander-in-Chief. I supported him 110%, especially when our troops were over seas involved in military conflict. It's disgusting how much peace and love all of you preach while holding such contempt and HATRED for someone like George W. Bush. I'm really surprised that after having the floor mopped with your candidates in the last 3 elections, that you wouldn't pack your things and move to a place like France. It is with great pain that I inform you that you will NEVER get the Socialist government that you seek here in the United States. So for the good of our nation and the good of the men and women in uniform who are putting their lives on the line for you people as we speak, please can the unsubstantiated and unnecessary hate-mongering of our leader. It's for your own good anyway, as it makes you all look so desperate and pathetic.


Whoa there hoss... It's bad enough to come swinging in griping about politicising things then saying left this and Clinton that, but let's deal with Clinton first. Nodoy mentioned a word on here about Clinton, but since you brought it up, might as well show the other side of the mirror... Clinton was a Bush Family Lackey, look no further than google with terms like BCCI and Mena Ak. Look at some Lawyer names they had in common. We have been under the Bush regime since Reagan got shot by Bush family friend Hinckley. Clinton and Bush have more in common than I care to type. Google Mena, Ak and BCCI, you'll see it.

"the whole WMD thing"? Yeah, sorry about giving him a hard time.

Tell this lady to Apologise to Bush for the hard time about "the whole WMD thing" and "Reptilian shapeshifters" while your at it.

I wonder if the 12 billion dollars we allocated to cut her power back on and get her sewer fixed has helped any... no, aside form the roughly 4 billion which cant't be accounted for, we gave it all to Cheney INC. and the new "Security Forces" despite the appropriations bill. Tell her to apologise because it is for people like her that we give hards time for. Because she is thousands of miles away with her home burning and kids dying, and she can't give anybody a hard time. Does it really bother you that I feel somehow obligated to be a voice here for people like her?

On second thought, let's not turn this thread into something it isn't, savy?

Bush gets roughed up by Pretzels and Muddy Bike Rides on his Daughters Graduation day, falls on his eyeball?
I don't buy that.
That's what this thread is about.
Honest.



posted on May, 27 2005 @ 11:05 PM
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Hey- maybe the puppet strings are scraping his head causing all kinds of lesions.



posted on May, 28 2005 @ 01:27 AM
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HA! I knew I'd find it! Boys, twitchy has called thier bull once again!

Weather Reports from Crawford Texas...


www.dailykos.com...
May 22: 0"
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May 13th saw some serious rain, but other than some sprinkles on the 14th, Crawford saw nothing but sun. In the last week alone, the temperature was in the high 80s the entire time.



posted on May, 28 2005 @ 02:33 AM
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Originally posted by twitchy
HA! I knew I'd find it! Boys, twitchy has called thier bull once again!

Weather Reports from Crawford Texas...


www.dailykos.com...
May 22: 0"
May 21: 0"
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May 13th saw some serious rain, but other than some sprinkles on the 14th, Crawford saw nothing but sun. In the last week alone, the temperature was in the high 80s the entire time.

Then factor that into the story with...
"“It’s been raining a lot and the topsoil is loose,” the spokesman said. " and bammo, an obvious lie.

Conspiracy.

Bike wreck in the mud huh?

What mud?



posted on May, 28 2005 @ 03:16 AM
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Was Bush in another bicycle accident or are these images from last year? I believe bicycling is a great form of exercise and can be fun but it can be costly to get a head injury especially if the doctors want to examine you with a MRI and x-rays. Those head injuries can give you a really good black eye as well but I didn't see any Bush pics with a bad black eye. Maybe Bush should join a gym or create his own to avoid future accidents out on the road again.

I believe Bush was in a fight. I think the sidewalk won though.


[edit on 28-5-2005 by orionthehunter]



posted on May, 31 2005 @ 12:43 AM
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I think they lied about the whole bike wreck thing to cover up something rather unpleasant. They certainly lied about the weather in Crawford Texas, while I was unable to find any link, I clearly remember at least one White House Official saying that it had rained all that week there, and that had loosened the bike trail up. He didn't fall off any bike and land on his eyeball, not in this timespace. Odd cooincidence that Kerry had a bike wreck around the same time, but that aside, the thing which caught my attention was the dude saying they didn't know exactly how the bike wreck happened, yet he was able to go on and on in some detail about rain and the trail collapsing.
Also there is widespread speculation that Bush has been prescribed anti-depressants to control his temper tantrums. I guess storming offstage and yelling the F word at your staff when the press asks you about your connections to Ken Lay in front of the media, god and everybody is unacceptable to the powers that be when you are their mouthpiece.
Bush had, according to members of his own family even, a coc aine problem and he was a heavy drinker. Was. Both of these used in long term excess can cause long term neural damage, throw in some anti-depressants in the mix, and god only knows what he has left up there, other than his microphone.



posted on May, 31 2005 @ 01:31 AM
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Originally posted by DYepes
Like syrinx has stated, it is definetly not from a punch. Perhaps someone threw a rock at him while he was riding his bike


[edit on 5/27/2005 by DYepes]


or perhaps it was another dud grenade, those secret service guys sure are having a good laugh on W.
"Hey Agent Smith watch this..."

"Holy sh!~ Grenade!!!"

"oooooooh, ow my nose, my eye, someone call my daddy I have booboos"

"bahahaha, that was great! if you ever give up secret service work you should be a comedian"



posted on May, 31 2005 @ 09:57 AM
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let us get serious here...
Bush has health problems... who knows what caused them, but a heavy coc aine monkey could do it...
he wears a protable defib unit... these are like a hospital type unit, but they give a jolt whenever he needs it...
or is it a portable control device... when he says something he isn't supposed to, they shock him? (probably not)

the outline fits the outline of a protable difib... and his PR people don't want it known that he has a heart problem that might cause TSA's or strokes...

has he seemed a little strokey lately?
the shrub bulge...what is it?



posted on Aug, 11 2005 @ 04:05 AM
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All I know is that I have had a few bike wrecks myself, and have never fallen on my eyeball. Why did they lie about the weather in Texas? I highly doubt a press secretary is going to make up a week's weather on the spot so this had to come from Shrub's people, right? I tried to imagine why somebody would lie about it raining all week to explain a bike wreck, but then I get a sickening mental image of Condiliar Rice in Laytex with a club and a riding crop...



posted on Aug, 12 2005 @ 02:40 AM
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Maybe, Bush shape-shifted to much that his skin is having a hard time to regenerate...

Maybe he should just keep his reptilian shape instead...



posted on Aug, 12 2005 @ 03:09 AM
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I have lived in Texas, and when it rains the water stays around for a few days.The soil is almost pure clay in alot of areas, thus it stays wet, and slippery for a few days after the rain.The soil doesn't soak the water up like in the northern USA.There is nothing strange here about it still being wet.



posted on Sep, 6 2005 @ 06:43 PM
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Here's an explanation. According to Rense, Bush might have seizures or something.

I stumble a lot myself, but I have one leg that's a little shorter than the other.



posted on Sep, 6 2005 @ 07:56 PM
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I tend to believe the bike crash story. If you look closely at the picture posted by Dulcimer, entitled “more carnage,” you can see scrapes under his chin. It would be hard to get that from any contact with the ground. More likely it is from the chinstrap on a bike helmet. The injuries to his hand are consistent with road rash.

Now the pretzel story; that’s something else again….
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posted on Sep, 7 2005 @ 06:36 AM
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I dont buy the pretzel story, whatsoever.
I must say, I was punched in the same spot bush's shiner is, when I was younger. Guess what? The next day it looked exactly like what Bush has.
My Doctor told me, and that was my first time hearing the word, that i had a "shiner".



posted on Sep, 7 2005 @ 08:27 AM
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Betcha he walked into a door or something equally embarassing. So they make up the bike story.

Seriously, it could have been anything. In a particularly amorous moment maybe Laura accidentally smacked him in the face with the heel of her foot or something. Or they fell off the couch onto the coffeetable. He forgot the Safety Word....

Um, I think I just grossed myself out.


jako



posted on Sep, 7 2005 @ 09:45 AM
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This has happened far too many times to be coincidence, and I am with all those who don't buy that old "pretzel" story, either. My bet is that he was drinking and messing around with one of the women from the White House secretarial pool or something---it's a well-guarded secret that Bush is every bit as much of a womanizer as Clinton, if not moreso---and Laura walked in and let him have it. You know she could whip him in a fight.
---Ryan




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