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What do you call a..............?

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posted on May, 26 2005 @ 08:00 AM
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....cross between an eliphant and a rhinoceros?

An 'eliphino! (get it? say hell-if-I-know)

What do you do with an eliphant that has three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the rhino!

.....guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob!

.....guy with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art!

.....guy with no arms and no legs trying to steal your money? Rob!

.....guy with no arms and no legs in the bathroom? John!

.....guy with no arms and no legs on your doorstep? Matt!

help!





posted on May, 26 2005 @ 11:36 AM
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What do you call a man who has been buried for 3000 years ?

Pete.


What do you call a man who hides in a bush ?

Russell.


What do you call a man with a shovel in his head ?

Doug.







posted on Jun, 3 2005 @ 07:35 AM
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...guy with no arms and no legs in a jacuzzi? Stew
...guy with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil

cross between an athiest and a dyslexic? Someone who doesn't believe in Dog.




posted on Jun, 5 2005 @ 02:12 PM
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guy with no arms and no legs water skiing? Skip...



posted on Aug, 25 2005 @ 10:13 PM
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a guy with no arms, legs, or a parachute?

a really fast paperwight




 
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