Well, Dennis Leary has his version of the Wear Sunscreen and did it addressing the class of 1999. SO I have my own.

Dear Class of 2005, Drink DEW!
That's all you have to do!
It's legal to drink
Makes it easier to think
Stay up all night
Burning the book light
But you might ask
What moare can you do
Then this light hearted task

Don't care about what you do
Even with a person next to you
They'll just be mad they didn't do it too
Besides after this meet
With them in the seat
Will you ever see them again?

Drink beer every day and every night
Drink beer and you'll feel alright
It is better to have died a drunk
Then to have never drunk at all

Never tell a woman the truth
It is better to be a slouch
Then to be stuck on the couch

Sundays are special
You have Nascar and Football
But remember there is always a month or two
With nothing to do
So plan ahead
For a breakfast in bed
She'll think you're a hero
Even if you're a zero

Oh yeah, and if all else fails, READ THE DIRECTIONS!

Lol, I liked that, somthing similar was read at my high school graduation. You should read parts of it at yours! (Maybe rewrite the beer section if you'd read it at a public function )

Already graduated, and wasn't #1 in class so no chance to give a speech. Oh well, it is funny, love it. Heard the Dennis Leary version and loved it.

Already graduated, and wasn't #1 in class so no chance to give a speech. Oh well, it is funny, love it. Heard the Dennis Leary version and loved it.