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Caption This Photo (New Game)

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posted on May, 24 2005 @ 11:06 PM

"We offer our skills and lives to protect you, oh humble Lord of the Pinkies....."

"You two are quite lucky to be on the other side of that glass - I keep telling the caretakers I'm lactose intolerant!"

"Hey! Watch everyone! I can hold my breath for over 5 minutes!"

posted on May, 24 2005 @ 11:13 PM
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[edit on 24-5-2005 by Quake]

posted on May, 25 2005 @ 04:04 AM

I tol' you las' week
I tol' you yesterday
I tol' you thees morning
It's coffee, an' I don' wan no steenkin fries with it.

posted on May, 25 2005 @ 04:48 AM
Here's a few pics:

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[edit on 5/25/2005 by djohnsto77]

posted on May, 25 2005 @ 08:57 AM

Beaming with enthusiasm, Hillary shared her tailoring secrets that led to a renewed sex life. "How typical," thought her friends..."

"Great Scott! I'm sorry Marty - Hand me that blow torch again....hmmmm....Maybe if we used a DeLorean...."

[edit on 5/25/2005 by EnronOutrunHomerun]

posted on May, 25 2005 @ 02:10 PM
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Yes, some Russian and canadian cars are made out of ice

Its a crane eat crane world.

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Two words: speed trap

posted on May, 25 2005 @ 02:58 PM

What can Brown do to you.

posted on May, 25 2005 @ 03:15 PM

Originally posted by Quake

What can Brown do to you.

Hahahahaha that is so funny awesome one!

posted on May, 25 2005 @ 03:16 PM
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One night, after WAY too many Frozen Daquiris, the Engineers at
Ford, renamed their New design, the Mercury Vomit.
Bucket seats, and a Throw-up top, come standard.

posted on May, 25 2005 @ 03:17 PM
Shhhh, be very very quit, I'm hunting mices

My shipping company has a bigger ego then your shipping company

This is your crane, this other crane is when you crane is on steroids

Put that in the microwave and thaw it

[edit on 25-5-2005 by James the Lesser]

posted on May, 25 2005 @ 03:23 PM

Originally posted by cpr12r

Originally posted by Quake
What can Brown do to you.

Hahahahaha that is so funny awesome one!

Thanks cpr12...This brings up my 200 posts....I am into chat now

posted on May, 25 2005 @ 03:34 PM
Still on the first ones...

“I thought you were (hiccup!) supposed to be…PINK!”

“I just can’t shake the feeling that I forgot to do something….”

“In a puzzling move by Iraqi insurgents, the Ronald McDonald from the Baghdad McDonalds restaurant was taken today at gunpoint. Intelligence analysts believe it was a retaliation strike after Mr. Zarqawi complained his Big Mac was “too greasy”. No demands have yet been made.”

“An incident known as the “Weasley Dog Disaster” was the reason that Hogwarts students now ride a magically concealed train to school, after a wand backfire turned all of the students (temporarily) into dogs.”

“The UN today announced that some care packages had been inadvertently laced with powerful steroids.”

“There are certain places where she will always have cheese dust.”

“That’s MY food pellet! ROAR!!!”

“I can make that face too!”

“Ah…so that’s where I left my underwear!”

“Sesame Street was saddened today, when Bert left Ernie to join his new love, Osama Bin Laden. After converting to Islam, Bert will now be known as Mohammed Bert Laden.”

posted on May, 25 2005 @ 06:59 PM
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Honey, did you remember to shut off the automatic sprinklers?

Authorities are now saying that this situation may possibly be hazardous if the largest of the two steamshovels becomes aggrivated. In other news, a large group of protesters outside the gate are chanting "NO DUH" towards the authorities.

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I get pulled over for a burned taillight and all I get is the cop who stopped me on video stuck in freshly poured cement.

Mr. Gazz, my applause?

posted on May, 25 2005 @ 07:16 PM

Originally posted by Gazrok
“There are certain places where she will always have cheese dust.”

LMAO! *shudders*

"Super Lube's preliminary experiments with the "Touch and Go" oil change were disastrous...."

posted on May, 25 2005 @ 07:37 PM

Yeah!! Now try giving me a speeding ticket...

posted on May, 25 2005 @ 08:54 PM
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Americans in Iraqi are now testing the feasability of the popular "Car bombs"

*sings* which one of these, is not like the other...

We have the technology, we can rebuild mice *cue sound effects*

USP employee's go postal, UPS Drivers go parcel

posted on May, 25 2005 @ 09:49 PM

Jack thinks to himself, "That giant needs to die. That elephant could feed my family for months."

Increased Fuel Economy for Dummies

"I have just about HAD it with your goddamn happy meals."

Here comes the bitches for spring break!

"Fear Me, for I am Emaciated Boy!"

"Are you hungry, big boy?"

"Bitch! You stole my chestnut!"

Ted neglected to realize that there was no glass in that window.

"Whimps. I've seen worse."

A CIA Operative, known only as "Bert" moves in for the kill.

posted on May, 26 2005 @ 12:44 AM
Can I caption my own picture..he he

Ughh..... Cannibals

posted on May, 26 2005 @ 01:56 AM

Man, Old McDonald sure is diversifying his farm.

Who said Gas prices were expensive.

You killed my brother through a long and painful process of bad choice after bad choice by him!

We added those leashes so just incase we get into a crash we can guarantee you that no dog will come out alive.

I was going to beat this kid up, but then I realized that he is actually pretty big in comparison to that full grown man behind him.

Chester the Cheatah is eating something

I heard that scarying you gets rid of the hiccups

Man, I sure did think I was a lion, turns out I am this ugly Asian man?!

Who said the Government was using scare tactics?

You thought Osama was behind all those terrorist attacks.... Just look who is behind him.

posted on May, 26 2005 @ 07:23 AM

"Whaddya mean you don't know the 11 secret herbs and spices?"

And I thought sand at the beach was bad...

"Hey, do I have something in my teeth?"

"Ugh! This is going straight to my thighs."

The Butterfly Effect: The existential theory that the failure of an ice-skating boot to reach the airport can result in Tom Hanks' death by starvation on a desert island.

"Whoa. Better be careful. I heard some of these ones have lasers."

Seen here, a rare picture of 8-year-old Ninja Master Lysergic in all his fury.

"Alright! You've got exactly five seconds to tell me what the hell that big, purple, Grimace dude is supposed to be!"

[edit on 2005/5/26 by wecomeinpeace]

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