posted on May, 25 2005 @ 03:34 PM
Still on the first ones...
“I thought you were (hiccup!) supposed to be…PINK!”
“I just can’t shake the feeling that I forgot to do something….”
“In a puzzling move by Iraqi insurgents, the Ronald McDonald from the Baghdad McDonalds restaurant was taken today at gunpoint. Intelligence
analysts believe it was a retaliation strike after Mr. Zarqawi complained his Big Mac was “too greasy”. No demands have yet been made.”
“An incident known as the “Weasley Dog Disaster” was the reason that Hogwarts students now ride a magically concealed train to school, after a
wand backfire turned all of the students (temporarily) into dogs.”
“The UN today announced that some care packages had been inadvertently laced with powerful steroids.”
“There are certain places where she will always have cheese dust.”
“That’s MY food pellet! ROAR!!!”
“I can make that face too!”
“Ah…so that’s where I left my underwear!”
“Sesame Street was saddened today, when Bert left Ernie to join his new love, Osama Bin Laden. After converting to Islam, Bert will now be known as
Mohammed Bert Laden.”