Hello! No longer a lurker!

Been watching from the outside in for a long time now. Now me be a member!

Wanted to start off my stay here with some interesting factoids.

*If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

*If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

*Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour

So in the grand scheme of things if you're wanting to produce something, farting will get you there quicker than yelling. And even banging your head against the wall gets you more positive results than all the noise you could possibly make!

I'm sure glad to be here. And thanks for letting me in.

Glad you could find us, enjoy your long stay here at the great ATS!

Thank you SpittinCobra. I have watched as you and Asala are always johnny-on-the-spot to welcome new members. That's a great thing you do. Now I know what it feels like to be on the receiving end of your attention.

Thanks for doing that!

H2ZERO,
Welcome to ATS/ATSNN/BTS/P@ATS and Ignorance Denied. Enjoy

Sanc'.

geez, thanks for the trivia
and welcome to ATS!!!


Here is a hand book of links that may help you answer some questions you have about stuff on ATS

If you have any questions feel free to u2u me, or any other staff member.

Also, for avatar info, here are kinglizard's avatar instructions and a reminder to all ATS members.

Also, here's a great link to help you organize your favorite forums. It will also keep threads you post in as favorites: www.abovetopsecret.com...
This link is also up at the top as myATS

And, don't forget to check out PTS and BTS. You can log in to these other two forums with your ATS login information.

Have a good time here

hello!..

welcome to ATS...from your opening post you sound suitably mad.....i look forward to talking to you in chat.

regards.

WELCOME ABOARD!!!

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Thanks for the facts! Now I'm off to create an atomic bomb! See you in 6 years!!!

Welcome to the board!

LOL to ATomix. That made me have a weird mental picture.

Thank you to everybody for the welcome!

I enjoy it, thanks for coming!

....uh, whatever happened to your John Titor post? (was www.abovetopsecret.com... - only available at archive.org now).