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ATS Elections Rigged!!!

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posted on May, 20 2005 @ 01:02 AM
Attention! The Above Top Secret Voting System Has Been Rigged! According to sources familiar with the incident, who declined to identify themselves, who knew somebody that spoke directly to someone important, was quoted as saying, "The voting system has already elected a Supreme Chancelor to ascend to the throne of the new ATS Empire. Yes, there will be an election, but the choice has already been made."
Upon close examination of the ATS system by an well paid advocate of a business partner, who knew my uncle's brother in-law, it was found that a winner had already been selected and promoted to administrator, or Supreme Chancellor, and Emporer Twitchy2.
Recently leaked to members of the ATSNN was Twitchy's pre-written acceptance Speech and pages from his soon to be published Manefesto soon to follow...

My new platform?
Vote Twitchy, it's already too late...

You already did...

posted on May, 20 2005 @ 01:08 AM
I'll bet somewhere in the world there's a moderator tonight that clicked that link and said to himself... "What the hell?"
seekerof, you're fired, bring me some coffee on your way out though. The rest of you, get back to work, we have an empire to manage here.

posted on May, 20 2005 @ 01:11 AM
I was waiting for someone to say this...the fact that it's you twitchy makes it perfect.

So I guess you finally have Diebold in your pocket now twitchy?

posted on May, 20 2005 @ 01:14 AM
No... first you gotta form a clique and assure them you'll vote them for x position as long as they vote you for y position.

And some have to end up with a position they really didn't want in the first place but they're just following orders

can I have a cookie now?

posted on May, 20 2005 @ 01:17 AM
I've already got my statue in the hallway.

My supporters are starting to arrive now to enact the "Help ATS Vote Act"

Vote Twitchy... you Already Did...

Twitchy Is Watching You....

[edit on 20-5-2005 by twitchy]

posted on May, 20 2005 @ 01:20 AM
one question:

Is your statue on drugs?

posted on May, 20 2005 @ 01:24 AM
He does look rather like he might have had him one this morning don't he...

Hmmm I'm going to have execute you now to protect my divine image, but thanks for pointing that out, I'll have the stone mason executed and get a new statue.

Vote Twitchy... He Will Know If You don't....

posted on May, 20 2005 @ 01:26 AM
get of your soap box I voted for ya

posted on May, 20 2005 @ 01:31 AM
I am coming to CRUSH your pathetic army!

posted on May, 20 2005 @ 01:33 AM
Now now the ATS elections arent rigged unless Xpert11 dosnt get elected.
#files lawsuit #

posted on May, 20 2005 @ 01:35 AM
You will have to get past my gate, which is well guarded...

posted on May, 20 2005 @ 01:39 AM

Your giant is no match for my Spetznaz.

posted on May, 24 2005 @ 12:08 PM
Move My Thread to BTS will ya?! SkepticOverlord, You have dishonored me, You will commit Sepacu at Dawn!


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