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Originally posted by DeltaNine
I am running for a number of positions. Any position, in fact.
If elected, I will make chest hair and Moustaches MANDATORY.
I should be elected because I have BALLS. In Ballrooms.
I am a new member now. I am not the DeltaNine of old.
So vote for me. Or go to the Gulag!