Do we need a color coded system? No. We just need to be told whats going on.
Will we get a new, up to date, state of the art, more multi colored system then we already have? Oh yeah, baby! Get er dun!
The water is only ankle deep. So what. Lets climb the diving board and jump right in anyway.
Code Black-Head for the hills! Get out of dodge! The end is near! The nukes are coming! We're all gonna die! But what ever you do, stay calm.
Dont panic.
Code Blue-Go to the nearest shelter ASAP and await further instructions. If there isnt a nearby shelter, pull as far off the road
as is safely possible. Otherwise, continue to the nearest secure area and take shelter there. But whatever you do, dont panic.
Code Red-Stop what your doing. Close your business if it isnt vital to the country. (Whats vital and what isnt? Do we really
want to go there right now?) Pick up the kids from school. Go home as quickly as possible and await further instructions. Oh yeah, and dont
panic.
Code Orange-Continue your daily routine as normal but stay in constant contact with the ongoing situation by monitoring (or
having someone do it for you) the radio, TV, ect. But dont worry; there is no need to panic.
Code Yellow-Check your emergency supplies and restock them as you see fit. Observe suggestions and evaluate the crisis and its
impact on you personaly. But understand that everything is under control so there is no need to panic.
Code Green-Everything is cool. There is no reason what so ever to panic. Unless this is what they are waiting for; in which
case you should see Code Black.
Okay, whats vital and what isnt? First responders and those within two professional positions of a first responder are vital.
Gas stations are vital.
Hotels and motels are vital.
Grocery stores, hardware stores, outdoor stores are all vital.
Superstores like Wal Mart and Target are vital to a degree.
Gun stores are debate-able.
Liquor stores and adult book stores arent vital but should be as a form of release.
Had enough? Nah!
The alerts could be given out in a number of ways;
Global
Regional (dividing the mainland US into 6 regions)
State
Area (a section of the state if the size of the state requires)
County/Parish
City
District (a section of the city)
Division (a smaller section of a city section)
Sub-Division (a smaller section of a full division)
Spot-just kidding
Or just scrap the whole thing and have three seperate codes good for all situations;
1. Dont Panic
2. Panic
3. Kill Yourself
Its simple. Its easy to understand. Its the best system.
And best of all, you dont need the government to use this system. You just look at the sky and make a decision.
Now, lets talk about my consulting fee. Or is it my INsulting fee? Either way, let me post my paypal link.
HJave a good day. And remember (everybody say it with me), DONT PANIC!