Ok, listen up people. We are the
MAD hostages, k? We aren't
supposed to
have shelters. So you're on your own. Deployed troops have no premade shelters, either. But they've got this:
FIELD EXPEDIENT PROTECTIVE SYSTEMS AGAINST NUCLEAR, BIOLOGICAL, AND
CHEMICAL ATTACK. Otherwise known as The Foxhole. Note: this information is provided solely for the use of innocent civilians wishing to protect
themselves and their family in case of attack.
If the stuff ever hits the fan, you need a warm coat, poncho, a folding shovel (entrenching tool), canteens, a pocket water filter and purification
tabs, jerky, mazapan, tamarindo- and a two-week supply of comic books.
Flash, down, blast, crosswind and upwind, dig and sit.
Forget generators. Think Indian. Learn how to make a sweatlodge, make a fire with only sticks, chip an arrowhead, carve an atl-atl, snare a deer, eat
a tree, catch a fish. Keep some corn, squash and beans seed around.
Because if we ever need this stuff, either what is left of civilization is going to rescue you quick- or there won't be any civilization left.
On the lighter side: two privates owe the sargeant some dough. Payday passes. The sarge goes off into the bush with a pistol. He comes back with a
dead donkey. He orders the two who owe him money to bury the animal. He goes to the Captain's hut.
"How are the men, Sargeant?" he asks.
"Fine, Sir. I have them out digging a hole."
"Mmm? I think I'll go inspect that operation."
Captain finds the men.
"Are you men digging a foxhole?"
"No sir! We're digging an --- (donkey) hole."
ps- Aelita is correct about one thing. You need a portable filter mask (respirator). But really, forget the generator. If your house is ground zero,
well- there's always room in my foxhole, Aelita
[edit on 19-5-2005 by Chakotay]