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Got Ninja Sized Munchies?!

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posted on May, 18 2005 @ 10:18 AM
Fellow Ninja sigung86 commented that even non-ninjas should be able to enjoy a decent Ninja Meal....

Is the a Ninja burger I see Bush eating?!

Ninja Burger was founded in 1954, and soon became the world's predominant undergound ninja-run fast food delivery service. We would be happy to tell you more about the company, but since we're ninja, we would then have to kill you.

However, we can tell you about the Web site.

The Ninja Burger Web site was developed in 1999 by the honorable Kenshiro Aette-san and Miyoko Aenomi-san in the traditions of their honorable ancestors. Their solemn mission: to defend the downtrodden, fight for the honor of Ninja Burger, and to deliver hot and fresh food to Ninja Burger's customers. Somewhere along the line it all went horribly wrong.

You WILL experience the Ninja Burger difference!
"Guaranteed delivery in 30 minutes or less, or we commit Seppuku!"


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