posted on May, 16 2005 @ 05:03 AM
oh so i don't have to die?
let it begin
on secret ninja mission, it's comprimised when a huge cyborg rips through a wall and with a grenade launcher pops a few at me, being ninjirfic, I
quickly do a spin and reverse his grenades, and splode his metal body into scrap metal. Alarms go off, full ninja assualt begins.
I know I must leave, I begin to run down the halls and then rival ninjas appear, the first two that I encounter I perform a Kuji-In move and hit the
first one in the chest, causing his heart to seize up. 2nd Ninja I quickly kick in the throat he falls over gasping, I then snap his neck.
6, ninja appear at the exit, I throw 5 shurikens at once kills 5, I quickly reach for my xbow and fire a bolt, this ninja catches the said bolt and
NOW ITS ON
Ninjitsu ensues, he does a dragon kick and catches me in the chest but I grab his foot and throw him into the wall, he does a back flip to his feet,
whips out a ninjito he attempts to plunge it into my body, i catch it with my palms and shatter his blade. I then grab the handle of his sword and
pluge the shattered sword into his skull giving him a unicorn horn.
I do a ninja flip out the front door and run into the woods, JUST as blackhawk helicopters start flying over head and troops on ropes sliding down.
luckily i had hidden my Ninja motorcyle in the woods, I hope on it and start running troops over, doing bad ass free style tricks off their
THEN a stealth bomber appears and it drops a nuke on me, the sky is solid white for 15 seconds then a massive fireball rises in the sky, almost like a
The ninja has absorbed the entire might of the nuclear blast, then aliens appear, i throw a shuriken and blow up their ship it crashes and the
survivors get out and they are alien ninjas who wish to battle.
First one comes at me with a judo chop, i catch his forearm and snap it in half then i proceed to beat him with his broken limb while saying STOP
I rip his head off and throw it at another alien ninja making both skulls shatter upon impact.
Last alien I power bomb off the empire state building he explodes into alien meat chunks....
Then out of no where Neo appears, and starts firing his machine guns at me I dodge his bullets and laugh at him
Then he throws his gun down and gives me a gay hand motion like BRING IT SON!
So I flick my head to the side popping my neck, and say HMPF! NOW YOU DIE!
He rushes towards me and assaults me with a full force fist attack instead of dodging them i start deflecting every single blow, I do a black flip
kick and catch him right under the chin, he flies 150ft into the air crashing into the empire state building.
He attempts to go Keanu, and does some ninja flying at me, spears me in the gut and slams me into the street causing a 75 foot deep crater, I get up
and spit out some blood. I begin to channel energy, then I do a 500 ft ninja leap in the air, and launch down a rain of 10,000 shurikens, he goes into
matrix dodge, I come flying back down to earth and land 2 feet from him, he then stands back up straight and I do the cou de gra (sP?) and with
berserker might I slam both of my palms onto the side of his head and say DODGE THIS
His head explodes into a wet red mist
and then I do a (ninja vanish)