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Buddhist monk joke

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posted on May, 12 2005 @ 07:49 PM
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I heard this joke quite some time ago, and thought it was pretty funny.
So without further ado, here it is:

Three buddhist monks come across a raging river while on a pilgrimage to the Temple of the Buddhas, the first monk says: Oh great Buddha-satvva of Strength, give me strenght, so that I may cross this river, the buddha-satvva of strength grants him strength, he than swims acrross the river.
The second monk says: Oh great Buddha-satvva of craftsmanship, grant me the abilitie to build a boat so that I may cross this river, the buddah-satvva of craftsmanship grants him his wish, and he builds a boat and croses the river.
The third monk says: O h great buddah, grant me the intelligence o that I may cross this river, Buddah turns him into a woman, and she crosses the bridsge that was 10ft away.




posted on May, 14 2005 @ 04:06 PM
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Heheheh....lol
I love that joke!!!!!!! I heard it in another form though, but that was good too lol.
-Dani



 
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