posted on May, 12 2005 @ 07:49 PM
I heard this joke quite some time ago, and thought it was pretty funny.
So without further ado, here it is:
Three buddhist monks come across a raging river while on a pilgrimage to the Temple of the Buddhas, the first monk says: Oh great Buddha-satvva of
Strength, give me strenght, so that I may cross this river, the buddha-satvva of strength grants him strength, he than swims acrross the river.
The second monk says: Oh great Buddha-satvva of craftsmanship, grant me the abilitie to build a boat so that I may cross this river, the buddah-satvva
of craftsmanship grants him his wish, and he builds a boat and croses the river.
The third monk says: O h great buddah, grant me the intelligence o that I may cross this river, Buddah turns him into a woman, and she crosses the
bridsge that was 10ft away.