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The Purpose of the Ninja is to FLIP OUT and kill! EVIDENCE INSIDE

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posted on May, 12 2005 @ 06:11 AM
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He seeks ninja vengance but he knows only a Ninja can kill a Ninja therefor he seeks training!


Ninjas also play guitar!



A Ninja playing a Pirate a song right before he cuts his head off with his barehands


This is very true, so think about it next time you get the urge Ninjas can't be held responsible for their actions



Ninjas strike when you least expect it


When there is nobody else around to kill Ninja will resort to killing rival Ninjas




posted on May, 12 2005 @ 07:21 AM
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Originally posted by Lysergic
He seeks ninja vengance but he knows only a Ninja can kill a Ninja therefor he seeks training!


Ninjas strike when you least expect it


LOL, this post is so funny! I must have laughed for 3 mins nonstop!
to Lysergic, the true Ninja master!

[edit on 12-5-2005 by beyondSciFi]



posted on May, 12 2005 @ 06:50 PM
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What happens when you open an umbrella in your house?
THIS!






posted on May, 12 2005 @ 07:01 PM
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Excuse me, while I just reach under here for my stapler..............



Fools. Did you not think I'd be prepared for your attack on my cubicle. Ah ha. Ha. Now tremble in anticipation as I find something to open this. Perhaps let me borrow your keys while you stare at the diagram of pain that awaits.




posted on May, 12 2005 @ 07:15 PM
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HMPF!
Tough Guy Huh?
RELEASE THE MIDGET NINJAS!
WAVE ONE!





posted on May, 12 2005 @ 07:18 PM
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Me-OW Says You.



posted on May, 12 2005 @ 07:37 PM
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Many Ninjas died
Some died with out even getting to stab


HOWEVER




THE CATS HAVE BEEN CONTAINED AND ELMINATED AS AN OFFENSIVE FORCE












PHOTOS BELOW

















posted on May, 12 2005 @ 09:06 PM
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I want the world to know.

This man has begged me for money. I gave him a dollar.




posted on May, 12 2005 @ 09:24 PM
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Luckily, before your ninjas killed that man's family, I slept with his wife.

God, I sure hope it was before she died.

Nevermind.



posted on May, 12 2005 @ 09:55 PM
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Originally posted by Lysergic
Many Ninjas died
Some died with out even getting to stab


HOWEVER




THE CATS HAVE BEEN CONTAINED AND ELMINATED AS AN OFFENSIVE FORCE


Your skills are crafty. I give you that. And this. Huh.

And retreat now to my Ninja Deflecting All TerrahAin Hillbilly QuadTrack with Doggie Alarm (and wind powered braking system).


As always, the better part of valor is liquor.



posted on May, 12 2005 @ 10:12 PM
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Pink Flamingo Defensive Yard Atmosphere succesfully deployed.


No Ninjas Alloooooooowed.



posted on May, 13 2005 @ 10:34 AM
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posted on May, 13 2005 @ 01:16 PM
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wtf man, ninja test my ass, now it's asking me for all my personal info like zip n #!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I REFUSE TO COMPLETE TEST!



posted on May, 13 2005 @ 01:20 PM
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DATING SITE?!!!!!!!!!!



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posted on May, 13 2005 @ 04:38 PM
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Originally posted by Lysergic
DATING SITE?!!!!!!!!!!


Maaan, that's where REAL Ninja's hide their super secret sneaky web stuff.

Pffft.


And out in open when least suspect! Hwaugh...



posted on May, 13 2005 @ 05:38 PM
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posted on May, 13 2005 @ 05:47 PM
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posted on May, 13 2005 @ 08:19 PM
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Your old Sensei came by my dojo tonight Lysergic. He asked me to give you this:

Click Here, Shinobi



posted on May, 14 2005 @ 12:05 AM
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lol, but see, the ninja always gets his mark!



posted on May, 14 2005 @ 04:23 AM
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