Welcome back, General. Perhaps you don't remember the last time we crossed paths....
I have some questions that I hope you can answer, General. I would be grateful if this interrogation could be dealt with quickly, as I have other
things to deal with. So please, be cooperative.
I have been summoned and I will surpass.
Summoned by who? Who is it you serve? And please don't feed me any "I serve ATS", as it won't wash. Unless of course, my investigations into your
true identity are more accurate than I thought.
After I left you last time I assumed you worthless bunch of rabble would have pulled yourselves together and build the war machine that ATS can be.
Fashoned the irregulars into shock troups for the fight against the NWO, ignorance and immorality.
Under what authority do you attempt this recruitment? It is against T&C to recruit among ATS Members if memory serves. Unless of course, you are or
work for who I think.
First thing I will do is increase the level of morality on this board.
And who told you to do as such?
We are going to base our New Model Army after the Spartans, from now on we will throw out every form of distraction, and live pure chaste lives.
So you are recruiting. Best be nice General, as your actions may lead to rival groups springing up all over ATS, and Admin won't like that.
The next thing we are going to do is whip these new mods into shape. I have never seen such a bunch of cowering nervous girlies before on this board.
Where are the masterful mods of past days, the bronzed adonises and ripped bodies of muscle?
Do not be as bold as to pick a fight with me General, or your return may be shorter than you think.
Well I will change that! I will guide these new mods into the mastery of mod-dom!!
Indeed... no doubt you may find some lackeys, someone who want's to crowd around the latest Drama, but you hold no sway over me.
As for the usual rank and file rabble, don't think that you are safe. I have come to winnow out the true followers of ATS and our cause from those
who do not understand the terms of sacrifice and obedience.
Define a true follower of ATS please General, as I really am having trouble with that. Maybe if you name a Member that you feel is a true follower?
A members you will learn the true meaning of obedience, you will understand the joy of being part of a greater whole, a master race of internet
dwellers, the future of our society and the leaders of the free world.
Define Master Race please.
ARE YOU WITH ME OR AGAINST ME?
Excuse me General, I'll be asking the questions here.
I await the triumphant posts of my loyal followers as we rise up and take back ATS from those who are to weak to wield it.
Take Back ATS? Such.... interesting... terminology you use General. I recall a group by that very same name.
Remember power belongs to the strong, and we will prevail in our quest to restore ATS to its dignity and me to my rightful place as its leader.
So you attempt a coup? How cute, General. For a nanosecond back there I thought you were about to say something original.
Now, I know ATS is no democracy, but you seem to suggest a right wing dictatorship. That may not go down well with about 80% of the Members here.
And please General, no trolling.
[edit on 9-5-2005 by Daystar]