posted on May, 8 2005 @ 10:58 PM
I am back!!
Throughout history whenever a leader has been in trouble, whenever a country needs assistance, they have summoned their ancestors and guiding spirits
to lead them into battle and right wrongs.
I have been summoned and I will surpass.
After I left you last time I assumed you worthless bunch of rabble would have pulled yourselves together and build the war machine that ATS can be.
Fashoned the irregulars into shock troups for the fight against the NWO, ignorance and immorality.
Unfortunatly I was wrong.
You have become shock troops, but unfortuntly its me that is shocked. How can the members here expect to storm the citadels of power and fight against
the demonic host with such weak kneeded little nancies on the board?
You're all effeminate pillow huggers and skirt wearers!
Thank God for you all that I am back.
First thing I will do is increase the level of morality on this board. I have been informed that some of you have been discussing sex on the TV.
I am disgusted at such bragging! In my day the Zenith's were too small to allow it, and we kept losing our balance, but now with these 56inch color
plasmatic TV's you can have as much sex as you like. Its dispicable.
We are going to base our New Model Army after the Spartans, from now on we will throw out every form of distraction, and live pure chaste lives.
The next thing we are going to do is whip these new mods into shape. I have never seen such a bunch of cowering nervous girlies before on this board.
Where are the masterful mods of past days, the bronzed adonises and ripped bodies of muscle?
Now they have been promoted they are in the back rooms drinking coffee and playing darts, and not working out at the coal face teaching these new mods
who to act.
Well I will change that! I will guide these new mods into the mastery of mod-dom!!
As for the usual rank and file rabble, don't think that you are safe. I have come to winnow out the true followers of ATS and our cause from those
who do not understand the terms of sacrifice and obedience.
We will fashion together a mighty sword as we march forward to regain the land we lost to those vacillators and weaklings.
A members you will learn the true meaning of obedience, you will understand the joy of being part of a greater whole, a master race of internet
dwellers, the future of our society and the leaders of the free world.
But before godliness come the training of the body. When I admonish you it will be as a father admonishes his children. I will sculpt your bodies and
minds to become dedicated fighting implements of the ATS arsnel.
ARE YOU WITH ME OR AGAINST ME?
I await the triumphant posts of my loyal followers as we rise up and take back ATS from those who are to weak to wield it.
Remember power belongs to the strong, and we will prevail in our quest to restore ATS to its dignity and me to my rightful place as its leader.
[edit on 9-5-2005 by GeneralDilemma]