posted on May, 8 2005 @ 12:07 PM
this lady goes into the vets with her pet duck.
Lady; hello my duck isn't moving what is wrong with it?
Vet; sorry miss your ducks dead
Lady; my duck cant be, can i get a second opinion please?
vet leaves and gets a dog to come in.
the dog goes over to the duck sniffs it, looks up to the vet crosses it head.
Vet: sorry your duck is dead.
Lady; i want another opinion
Vet leaves with the dog and comes out with a cat, the cat sniffs it looks at the vet crosses its head.
Vet; sorry your duck is dead.
Lady; ok my duck is dead how much will that be?
Vet; £315 pounds
Lady; what for telling me my ducks dead!!
Vet: no for the lab report and cat scan!
lol ha ha ha
x x oni x x
[edit on 8-5-2005 by Oni x x]
[edit on 8-5-2005 by Oni x x]