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silly joke tht my friend sister told me!

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posted on May, 8 2005 @ 12:07 PM
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this lady goes into the vets with her pet duck.

Lady; hello my duck isn't moving what is wrong with it?

Vet; sorry miss your ducks dead

Lady; my duck cant be, can i get a second opinion please?

vet leaves and gets a dog to come in.

the dog goes over to the duck sniffs it, looks up to the vet crosses it head.

Vet: sorry your duck is dead.

Lady; i want another opinion

Vet leaves with the dog and comes out with a cat, the cat sniffs it looks at the vet crosses its head.

Vet; sorry your duck is dead.

Lady; ok my duck is dead how much will that be?

Vet; £315 pounds

Lady; what for telling me my ducks dead!!

Vet: no for the lab report and cat scan!

lol ha ha ha
x x oni x x

[edit on 8-5-2005 by Oni x x]

[edit on 8-5-2005 by Oni x x]




posted on May, 14 2005 @ 04:08 PM
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LOL, nice Oni,
sheesh, it seems normal doctors arent the only ones making us a pay so much money for so little!!! Even the vets are!!

lol, just kidding...
-Dani



posted on May, 20 2005 @ 08:02 PM
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im sorry but that joke was one of the dumbest jokes i have heard, if the joke was a person id do this to him/her



posted on May, 26 2005 @ 11:46 AM
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i know that is a silly joke!

cant see anyone coming up with a better 1!!

:bnghd:

x x oni x x

[edit on 26-5-2005 by Oni x x]



posted on May, 26 2005 @ 11:56 AM
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lol some of the stupidest jokes make me laugh more for some reason,

Though im really bad at telling them



posted on May, 27 2005 @ 05:25 AM
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to right your really bad!

na i am joking.

asala you should know some really corny jokes.

try and think of one. any one think of some.

x x oni x x



posted on May, 28 2005 @ 08:37 PM
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As long as nnobody gives out those Frigin Stupid "Why did the chicken cross the Road?" JOKES!!! OMG! Those are so annoying!!! gurrrrr everytime sum1 says one of those to me i just want to slap em in the face and ask them to go look up sum real comedy!
:bnghd:
:shk:
Thankyou


[edit on 28-5-2005 by Vesuvius 13]



posted on May, 29 2005 @ 10:33 AM
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lol, ok where did that come from??

dont matter why dont you think of a joke

x x oni x x

[edit on 29-5-2005 by Oni x x]



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