Like all junior conspiracy theorists, I've been searching for a way to tie together all the current events, world changes, and prophecies of the end
I think I've finally worked it out and uncovered... a sHOckiNG revelation for mankind!!!
Now John Titor was a trained time traveller, well aware of the dangers of altering our world's timeline by taking part in catastrophic events. BUT,
I believe that he had a travelling companion from 2036 in the form of a cute and cuddly kitten. John had a mission to perform in 1970 and was
'allowed' to take a side trip to visit his folks in 2001, but as you all know, he was NOT allowed to stay in our timeline past a certain date in
My theory is that on that day when John had to return to his time, "Fluffy" was nowhere to be found. Rather than risk total destruction of this
world by staying to look for his cat, Titor travelled back to 2036 and delivered the 65 year old computer that would save both worlds.
When Fluffy finally returned from chasing squirrels or whatever, he found himself abandoned and alone in 'our time' of 2001. Left to fend for
himself, Fluffy began an epic journey to find his own destiny - unaware that each major event in his life would throw our world into turmoil and
create an alternate timeline that could never be reversed.
After months of researching Fluffy's progress, I've discovered some remarkable co-incidences and come to the chilling realization that our world is
now inexorably linked to the life of "Fluffy Titor".
Here Fluffy plays innocently in a Pop-Tart box. But note what was happening at the exact same moment
to the human inhabitants of our
Here he frolics with a child and a toy gun, but on the other side of the world...
Again, harmless kitten play with plastic weapons... or is it?
That Fluffy just can't get enough of wargames.
Boy, to have a cat's imagination..
Fluffy's friends voted him Top Cat, but WHOA... what's that smell?!
There you have it folks. All the major events of the last four years can be linked to parallel occurances in Fluffy's life. The fate of the entire
world rests in this cat's hands and OMG!! what happens if Fluffy get's neutered??!!!
There's one last shocking fact I uncovered in my research... The American Veterinary Association lists the average lifespan for a common domestic
cat as 11 years. That means the Mayans knew all about the coming of Fluffy hundreds of years ago and our world is..