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Policy of a Crazy Party

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posted on May, 2 2005 @ 12:06 PM
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no not Labour, other than the big three parties there are others (shock horror) some aren't that serious though..and some a down right crazy.

Church of the Militant Elvis Party
- Place giant photos of celebrities such as Johnny Vegas, Graham Norton and Chris Evans in Heathrow and Gatwick, to discourage undesirable foreigners from entering Britain.
- Go to the Antarctic, stand in front of icebergs and shout at them to "stop melting.

The Dungeons Death and Taxes Party
- Reintroduce hanging, but only for minor offences such as writing graffiti and dropping litter.
- Murderers and those guilty of improper use of mobile text abbreviations will be disembowelled.
- The new school leaving age would be nine, with "thickie" children forced to take up manual labour.
- The party also pledges to occupy and annexe France, and to have tax rates of 90%.

New Millennium Bean Party
- The option for primary school children to choose their parents.
- Make all tattoos to be bilingual.

Max Power Party
- To name and shame crappy garages
- Free boob jobs on the NHS

Official Monster Raving Loony Party (yup there still going strong
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- Introduce a 99p coin.
- Any cabinet minister found telling lies will be shot across the English Channel in a high velocity circus cannon (look out Mr Blair)
- To reduce class sizes "by making the pupils sit closer to one another and issuing them with smaller desks".
- Everyone wanting to come and live in the UK will be made welcome, so long as they are over the age of 85 and accompanied by both parents.

See there are plenty of other parties to choose from, the above parties look strong and could even win the election.... (you never know
)

Link to BBC Article



[edit on 2-5-2005 by UK Wizard]




posted on May, 2 2005 @ 12:13 PM
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Originally posted by UK Wizard
Max Power Party
- To name and shame crappy garages
- Free boob jobs on the NHS


LMFAO!!
You've got to love politics



posted on May, 2 2005 @ 12:25 PM
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Taken from the link UK Wizard gave



Another party with an unusual selection of policies is the New Millennium Bean Party - "the party for human beans".

In his online manifesto the party's sole candidate, Captain Beany in Cardiff Central, admits "we will never form a government".

But he nonetheless offers a range of policies, some of the most eye-catching being in the field of education - including weekly pay for further and secondary students, and the option for primary school children to "choose their parents".

Under "culture", Prince William would be given a bachelor flat in Cardiff Castle so he can date singer Charlotte Church, and there are plans for "all tattoos to be bilingual".

Under sport, women's football would be developed as a national sport, and there would be a knighthood for rugby legend Gareth Edwards.


LMFAO



posted on May, 4 2005 @ 08:35 AM
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Although most of the Monster Raving Loony Parties policies may be...well loony, the 99p coin is an excellent idea. Either introducing the coin or scrapping the fact that everything is sold ebding in 99p would be a good idea! Imagine how many people just throw away their spare pennies and how much of that would be saved if the coin was introduced.


And

The Max Power Party also had a good plan.
A couple of years ago they were called DUMP, the Democratic Union Of Max Power and they propposed re-tests for over 70 yr od drivers, which in my opinion would save alot of lives on the roads of Britain as alot of OAP's are unfit to drive.



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