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Originally posted by UK Wizard
Max Power Party
- To name and shame crappy garages
- Free boob jobs on the NHS
Another party with an unusual selection of policies is the New Millennium Bean Party - "the party for human beans".
In his online manifesto the party's sole candidate, Captain Beany in Cardiff Central, admits "we will never form a government".
But he nonetheless offers a range of policies, some of the most eye-catching being in the field of education - including weekly pay for further and secondary students, and the option for primary school children to "choose their parents".
Under "culture", Prince William would be given a bachelor flat in Cardiff Castle so he can date singer Charlotte Church, and there are plans for "all tattoos to be bilingual".
Under sport, women's football would be developed as a national sport, and there would be a knighthood for rugby legend Gareth Edwards.