
Hehe, I gettit now. Sorry, for the hang-up but I was confused. Not offended at all. I've got a joke to add:
3 men go to heaven and are hanging out in line to get in. St. Peter walks up to his podium and says, "Gentlemen, your ride in heaven is determined
by your faithfulness to your spouse."
The first man, Bob proudly walks up. St. Peter smiles, "Very good sir. Ever since you met your wife, never did you think about another woman and
kept faithful to her in all your years. Here's the keys to your Rolls Royce." The man beams, takes the keys and Bob drives into heaven.
Mike seemed a little nervous but straightens his tie and walks up. St. Peter says, "Not bad, not bad. You had a wandering eye, and there was that
one time with you at work with the secretary in the closet, but you stopped her short, gained control and confessed to your wife. Here's the keys to
your Ford Escort". Mike nods acceptingly and drives into heaven.
Joe, third in line, is in a cold sweat, whistling and avoiding eye-contact. St. Peter says, "Joe!" He jumps but shakely approaches. "Obviously
you've made amends because you're here but your history! Always flirting, always making those kinds of jokes, and there was that affair you kept
secret for a few months with the gal down the street." Joe nods shamefully. "Again though, you told your wife and after much time and pain, you
managed to pull it together and revoke your sinful ways." Joe sees a ray of hope. St. Peter finishes, "Here's the keys to your moped".
So Joe is mopedding around Heaven and see's Bob in his Rolls Royce at a stoplight. He says to himself, "Hey, I remember that guy from the line. I
should go over and say hi". He pulls up next to Bob in his posh car only to find him bawling his eyes out. Joe says, "Bob, you're rolling around
eternity in the finest car that ever existed. What in God's kingdom could be wrong?" Bob replies, "I just saw my wife on a skateboard!"
[edit on 2-5-2005 by saint4God]