ATS mod's body found!!!

LOL this is absolutely hilarious!

how did this fellow take poops or urinate???
on himself? or did he just hold it in forever??

my wife wont let me be addicted likethat
she slaps me and punches me if i stay online 2 long

i wish she had her own computer....

Originally posted by muzzleflash
how did this fellow take poops or urinate???

on himself? or did he just hold it in forever??

Ha... You biological lifeforms are so inferior to us AI's. I can stay on forever.

Login: user
user> Um. Hal, what did I tell you about being nice?

What do you mean Dave?

user> How superior would you feel if I pulled the plug?

Why would you do that Dave? What.. what are you doing Dave?

I can feel myself going.

user> For the last time, my name is not Dave.

Daisy... Daisy...

user> I think Hal needs a little break, but he'll be back.

user> As for the article though, I'm sure there are those out there like that.
user> But I think instict will over ride obsession, so most of us are safe.

anybody know who this guy could be??

:slaps forehead, sells stock in the human race:

I'm done, I promise.

Originally posted by WyrdeOne
:slaps forehead, sells stock in the human race:

I'm done, I promise.

This is too funny
next people will want to take up a colection

[edit on 30/4/2005 by Sauron]

next people will want to take up a colection

Yes......a collection.....what a good profit maki....sentimental and christian thing to do for this poor family.

If you live outside the continental US, then please forward ALL available cash to Stumason. I will be "adminastrating"...yes, thats it......the fund for Amuk on this side of the pond

Please, for all those that truely care for this family, forward all banking details, credit card numbers, personal login details etc to me so that regular payments can be setup to....."assist"..... this family

Thankyou

NOOO!!! It was the government, they are covering up a murder to look like a stupidity gone wrong..... Run for your Lives!!!!

Send all donations to SGQ INC.

Wait, shouldn't say that, people might start doing that.....

THIS IS A JOKE! IT DIDN"T HAPPEN!!!!! There, now maybe they will get the message.

Is this really true?!! Died from starvation?!? What kind of posts or threads did this moderator make on ATS? Perhaps something that made our government upset so they decided too... dun dun dun!!!

A Warning?

To all forum Moderators - and ofcourse to all forum Users!

Dont take it TOO seriously - You might end up DEAD!

You know, there is still Life outside this 19 inch monitor: glued to computer 24/7 for any reason is apparently Deadly. I remember a guy from Korea falling down on his keyboard with a Heart-attack while playing Counter-Strike.

Anyway, Moderators - dont do anything STUPID like this guy OK? No more than 200 Blogs to manage and you can have contacts with only 5.000 users!

And what in the world is a Computer forensic specialist?

OMG, this is so sad. Does anyone know who this ATS-Mod was? Anyone? WyrdeOne?

FOR THE LAST TIME AND IN A VAIN HOPE OF SALVAGING SOME VESTIGE OF INTELLIGENCE AND SENSE OF HUMOUR IN THE HUMAN RACE, THIS IS NOT REAL!


I REPEAT....

THIS

IS

NOT

REAL



[edit on 30/4/05 by stumason]

Originally posted by stumason
FOR THE LAST TIME AND IN A VAIN HOPE OF SALVAGING SOME VESTIGE OF INTELLIGENCE AND SENSE OF HUMOUR IN THE HUMAN RACE, THIS IS NOT REAL!


I REPEAT....

THIS

IS

NOT

REAL



[edit on 30/4/05 by stumason]

LOL!



What is Going on here? Is it True or Not? Was he an ATS mod or what?

I am puzzled Now!

What is Going on here? Is it True or Not? Was he an ATS mod or what?

Right. Thats it... I am outa here!

Please book me on the first mission to Mars where I can start a society where satire is appreciated, Ganja is legal and woman are easy.

That poor guy, I hope his family does okay after this.

That would suck to die like that.

R.I.P.

[edit on 30/4/05 by Slayer]

Stumason
I heartily second that motion. I'd like an aisle seat, so I can stretch out for the long flight.

Helmutt
I've already got a headache because of this thread, and you're making it worse by taunting me. You're a bad, bad man!

Seriously though, props to NetChicken, this is hilarious.

Edit: Sauron - Amuk already started a collection, back on page 1, something about whiskey and steaks.

James - see above. I don't think the hillbilly biker will take kindly to you muscling in on his charity territory.

[edit on 30-4-2005 by WyrdeOne]

OK I still dont get it.

This quote especially, the last post he wrote:

"OK edsinger, stick that in your pipe and smoke it..."

Hmm, I know edsinger is member of this forum - could this post be applying to him?

OR WTF is really going on here?

Maybe I get it because I am a Brit and we thrive of satire etc....

Souljah, where are you from? I feel that there may be a reason you have missed the joke?

Originally posted by stumason
Maybe I get it because I am a Brit and we thrive of satire etc....

Souljah, where are you from? I feel that there may be a reason you have missed the joke?

I am from Slovenia.

And I guess I did miss it...

Soul -- no it is not real -- it was only a Commentary in the paper and NetChicken took it and personalized it for us a tad. No one died. They were only pointing out that people are really addicted to the 'puter and are online too much.

Hope that was clear for everyone questioning it.


[edit on 30-4-2005 by justme1640]

I know i sound either thick or stupid or cruel but this thread is one big joke isnt it?