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NEWS: School Mistakes Huge Burrito for a Weapon

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posted on Apr, 30 2005 @ 10:51 PM
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I WANT THAT BURRITOOOO!




posted on Apr, 30 2005 @ 11:26 PM
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An entire town is held in suspense and several hours of education are placed on hold over a unusually large burrito wrapped in foil and a shirt that resembles a bomb.....

WMDs are history.....Now we have to be considered about DGBs (for the lay Gastrointestinal Detonating Burritos)


The principal's comment is quite pathetic for a man who should have a little more to explain for his staff's reaction (although I can safely assume it was pieced together to make him sound a little dumber than he actually is) But in truth, his comment really isn't a question - It's more like a command requesting our ears and eyes to open and our brains to resume their proper functions.....We all laugh at the incident b/c it deserves a chuckle or two...and we cry b/c this is the impact paranoia has on a society set to sensory overload....

Good thing no one asked for some FIRE sauce......Did someone say FIRE?!





[edit on 4/30/2005 by EnronOutrunHomerun]



posted on May, 1 2005 @ 02:12 AM
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Now I am hungry! Thanks Grady. I was doing so well on my diet. Oh well maybe I'll lose a few pounds on the bike ride to the store.



posted on May, 1 2005 @ 02:28 AM
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Originally posted by Valhall
Grady...I got such a kick out of this story, I've changed my avatar for the weekend in honor of the deadly burrito.


Nice avatar, Valhall.



posted on Sep, 16 2015 @ 04:30 PM
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Seriously, might be my second favorite thread of all time.



posted on Sep, 17 2015 @ 06:37 AM
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a reply to: Lysergic

I think it might be my second favourite ten year old news thread



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