posted on Apr, 30 2005 @ 11:26 PM
An entire town is held in suspense and several hours of education are placed on hold over a unusually large burrito wrapped in foil and a shirt that
resembles a bomb.....
WMDs are history.....Now we have to be considered about DGBs (for the lay Gastrointestinal Detonating Burritos
The principal's comment is quite pathetic for a man who should have a little more to explain for his staff's reaction (although I can safely assume
it was pieced together to make him sound a little dumber than he actually is) But in truth, his comment really isn't a question - It's more like a
command requesting our ears and eyes to open and our brains to resume their proper functions.....We all laugh
at the incident b/c it deserves a
chuckle or two...and we cry
b/c this is the impact paranoia has on a society set to sensory overload....
Good thing no one asked for some FIRE sauce......Did someone say FIRE?!
[edit on 4/30/2005 by EnronOutrunHomerun]