Originally posted by Valhall
Have you ever noticed that I almost NEVER have that word in any of my posts. It's not that I don't need it sometimes, it's just that it is the kind of word that once you type it, even if you got it right, it looks wrong...and then you're hosed...because once you second guess on a word like that, it's all over...NOTHING looks right. So I avoid it when ever possible. Instead using the verbose, "spelled it wrong"...

sometimes I'm such a huckleberry.

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Where, how, why,who began the expression of endearment "huckleberry', inquiring minds want to know.
And who wrote your signature song, that hard driving cowboy one?
As far as Julie goes, a bunch of you folks were down and out mean. On the other hand if you walk into a room with a bunch of big dogs in it, you might as well be prepared to get bitten!

loltuttut

First, I have noticed you are an ol' softy...but mainly only when you damned well wanna be.

Second, huckleberry...as in Huckleberry Finn...weed in the teeth, barefoot, and yeehaw...get it?

Third, my sig song...Toby Keith.

Well a man come on the 6 o’clock news
Said somebody’s been shot, somebody’s been abused
Somebody blew up a building
Somebody stole a car
Somebody got away
Somebody didn’t get too far yeah
They didn’t get too far

Grandpappy told my pappy, back in my day, son
A man had to answer for the wicked that he done
Take all the rope in Texas
Find a tall oak tree, round up all of them bad boys
Hang them high in the street for all the people to see that

Justice is the one thing you should always find
You got to saddle up your boys
You got to draw a hard line
When the gun smoke settles we’ll sing a victory tune
We’ll all meet back at the local saloon
We’ll raise up our glasses against evil forces
Singing whiskey for my men, beer for my horses

We got too many gangsters doing dirty deeds
We’ve got too much corruption, too much crime in the streets
It’s time the long arm of the law put a few more in the ground
Send ’em all to their maker and he’ll settle ’em down
You can bet he’ll set ’em down ’cause

Justice is the one thing you should always find
You got to saddle up your boys
You got to draw a hard line
When the gun smoke settles we’ll sing a victory tune
We’ll all meet back at the local saloon
We’ll raise up our glasses against evil forces
Singing whiskey for my men, beer for my horses

Justice is the one thing you should always find
You got to saddle up your boys
You got to draw a hard line
When the gun smoke settles we’ll sing a victory tune
We’ll all meet back at the local saloon
We’ll raise up our glasses against evil forces
Singing whiskey for my men, beer for my horses

Originally posted by Valhall
First, I have noticed you are an ol' softy...but mainly only when you damned well wanna be.

Second, huckleberry...as in Huckleberry Finn...weed in the teeth, barefoot, and yeehaw...get it?

Third, my sig song...Toby Keith.

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Well,
Aren't you sweet, in a sharp cutting kind of way, I love you.
Huck Finn, crap I should have realized that, WOW, talk about asleep at the wheel, 'beer and whiskey, whiskey and beer, how it drives you crazy makes your mind unclear" old battle song, goota go get a drink now!
Toby Keith good poem thank you

tuttut

Originally posted by tututkamen

Well,
Aren't you sweet, in a sharp cutting kind of way, I love you.
Huck Finn, crap I should have realized that, WOW, talk about asleep at the wheel, 'beer and whiskey, whiskey and beer, how it drives you crazy makes your mind unclear" old battle song, goota go get a drink now!
Toby Keith good poem thank you

tuttut

Toby Keith is a country singer, and a damned good one.
If you're in the mood to go get a drink now, you might want to have some Toby on hand to sing along to.

I recommend "Who's Your Daddy?"
Here you come knockin’ on my door baby
Tell me what you got on your mind
I guess those college boys all went home for the summertime
And you’re lookin’ right, lookin’ good, lookin’ like a woman should
So why is it so hard to find
A place to lay your pretty little head down once in a while
You run on a little tough luck baby
Don’t you sweat it
Everything is waiting inside for you
You know I got it
Come and get it

Who’s your daddy, who’s your baby?
Who’s your buddy, who’s your friend?

And who’s the one guy that you come runnin’ to
When your lovelife starts tumblin’?
I got the money if you got the honey
Let’s cut a deal let’s make a plan

Who’s your daddy, who’s your baby?
Who’s your buddy, who’s your man?




-B.

That's a good one too, B.

But I like this one also:

Just off of the two-lane where the school bus used to stop
Was a little wooden A-frame with a yellow tin roof top
One day it was raining on this world
She said ‘have you ever really, really ever kissed a girl?’

Baby I’ll be your Huckleberry, you don’t have to double dare me
If the storm gets wild and scary count on me to be right there
You’re so extra ordinary sweet like maraschino cherries
We’ll grow up and we’ll get married
I’m gonna be your Huckleberry

Later on that summer we went to the county fair
They had a brand new roller coaster and everyone was scared
It was two bucks to experience the thrill
She said ‘come on boy let’s get in line I’ll ride it if you will’

Baby I’ll be your Huckleberry, you don’t have to double dare me
If the ride gets wild and scary count on me to be right there
You’re so extra ordinary sweet like maraschino cherries
We’ll grow up and we’ll get married
I’m gonna be your Huckleberry

Snuck off on a slow dance at the junior/senior prom
Went lookin’ for some romance before I had to get her home
Steamin’ up the windows of my car
She said ‘until I get my wedding ring boy we can’t go that far’

Baby I’ll be your Huckleberry, you don’t have to double dare me
If the world gets wild and scary count on me to be right there
You’re so extra ordinary sweet like maraschino cherries
We grew up and we got married
Now look at those three little Huckleberries

Those are both way to cute and sissy like for me. I like my women that way not my music.
Sometimes I even like them 'little women' when there hard drive'in !
You can keep them cute country songs
I copied the one I like to my Poems folder

Once again Ladies,

Thank you, Tut

Okay...maybe this one won't be so "sissy":

American girls and American guys will always stand up and salute;
Will always recognize
When we see ol' glory flying,
There's a lot of men dead,
So we can sleep in peace at night when we lay down our head.

My daddy served in the army,
Where he lost his right eye.
But he flew a flag out in our yard 'til the day that he died.
He wanted my mother, my brother, my sister and me
To grow up and live happy in the land of the free.

Now this nation that I love has fallen under attack.
A mighty sucker punch came flying in from somewhere in the back.
Soon as we could see clearly through our big black eye,
Man we lit up your world like the Fourth of July.

Hey Uncle Sam put your name at the top of his list,
And the Statue of Liberty started shaking her fist.

And the eagle will fly,
And there's gonna be Hell,
When you hear Mother Freedom start ringing her bell!
It's gonna feel like the whole wide world is raining down on you---
Brought to you courtesy of the Red, White and Blue!

Oh, Justice will be served and the battle will rage.
This big dog will fight when you rattle his cage
You'll be sorry that you messed with the US of A
'Cuz we'll put a boot in your @ss
It's the American way.

Hey Uncle Sam put your name at the top of his list,
And the Statue of Liberty started shaking her fist.
And the eagle will fly,
And there's gonna be Hell,
When you hear Mother Freedom start ringing her bell!
And it'll feel like the whole wide world is raining down on you---
Brought to you courtesy of the Red, White and Blue!

Of the Red, White and Blue--
Of my Red, White and Blue---



[Edited on 1-8-2003 by Valhall]

Yea now you know what I like. Thats new from them old boys Lynard Skynard or someone like that? A bunch a silver foxes, ya know grey heads!

Originally posted by asala
WHATS THIS!!! I MADE A SPELLING MISTAKE AND NOW I AM THE JULEE?

YOU WILL BE TELLING ME I AM DRUNK NEXT!
IM SORRY GUYS YOU GOT THE WRONG GUY HERE!
ALIEN.... ALIEN... ALIEN..... I GIVE MYSELF 100 LINES AS A PUNISHMENT

How can you b me when i am me?!

Please tell me Drunk, you are infact drunk? Your responses are somewhat.......well lets just say it.....stupid. Do you really want people to get the message that you are in fact.. retarded? Please...think and add something thought provoking. This is not just about this post but in general.

[Edited on 1-8-2003 by LelandGaunt]

Originally posted by LelandGaunt
Please tell me Drunk, you are infact drunk? Your responses are somewhat.......well lets just say it.....stupid. Do you really want people to get the message that you are in fact.. retarded? Please...think and add something thought provoking. This is not just about this post but in general.

[Edited on 1-8-2003 by LelandGaunt]

You obviously havnt read my other posts. Me retarded i only post retarded things to retarded topics so watch out you better make topics intelligable.

[Edited on 1-8-2003 by drunk]

Amen.

Ok .......Drunk..........is funny....I thought you were under the impression that people would take you..serious...if you are in fact completely aware that people take you the way they take you them kudos.........Brilliant!.............................................................................................................................. ....................................*Where the hell is Thomas Crowne*......................................................................

Originally posted by tututkamen
Yea now you know what I like. Thats new from them old boys Lynard Skynard or someone like that? A bunch a silver foxes, ya know grey heads!

Negative, m'dear tut.
That is Toby Keith again. It's called "Courtesy of the Red, White & Blue (Angry American)"
I promise, Toby is not sissyish or girly.
Different style than Skynard, but if you like them, you might just like Toby Keith.

This has certainly turned into a fun thread. Much better than it was before.

*putting a boot in your a$$ because that's the American way*
-B.

My dear Leland Gaunt i have posted many times if YOU think i am retarded then so be it, but others think otherwise i may give ppl that impression first time, since you dont know that well i will,dont judge me.