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BOBBY: Anybody mind if I say Grace tonight?
HANK: Sure, Bobby.
BOBBY: I wanna give a shout-out to the man who makes it all happen. Props be to you for this most bountiful meal that sits before us. Okay, check it, God, you've got skillz. You represent in these vegetables and in this napkin and in the dirt that grows the grain that makes the garlic breadsticks that are on this table today, yes-shizz.
HANK: Okay, Bobby, God appreciates the support, but I'm sure He wouldn't want the pot roast to get cold. Now let's wrap it up.
BOBBY: Sure thing. Thanks, J-Man. Peace.
PASTOR K: To be tight with the Lord, you gotta take your faith to the limit. You know what I'm talking about?
KID: The power!
PASTOR K: That's right! Nothing runs without power. Your amp is useless unless it gets that juice, and so are we. So you gotta test all things to find the good.
BOBBY: But how do you know what's good?
PASTOR K: It's whatever sticks to your spirit, man, whatever God tattoos on your soul. We're all searching for that eternal ink.
(Bobby is wearing a t-shirt that reads "SATAN SUCKS")
HANK: Bobby, take that off! You can not wear a t-shirt with that word on it.
BILL: Such vulgarity! Wait, which word, Hank, "Satan" or "sucks?"
HANK: Well, either one.
BOBBY: Why not, Dad? Satan does suck.
HANK: I know, but --
DALE: He's right, Hank. What does your t-shirt say? "Satan Rules?"
My God can kick your god's butt
So what if they sound dumb to you, though? Why shouldn't people be able to have them, if they like them?
is the fear that people may walk into a public building with a T-Shirt saying, "God Rulez, Satan Droolz" (dunno if that one exists) and suddenly force everyone in the building to convert to Christianity
Everything can be bought for the right amount of money even salvation.
Originally posted by shots:
That is absurd no one and I mean no one can by deliverance from destruction, difficulty, or evil.
Fact is, salvation doesn't come from church, or even religion. It comes from within. Once someone can learn to be happy within themselves, then they can truly be "saved." Willpower is a very strong thing
Shots it seems to me that you have a thing for my post, I guess you don't like me but guess what I don't care.
By the way my "wise mother" is the one that said to me.........."people think that salvation can be bought with money.......the more money they put in the collection basket the closer they thing they are to achieved it."
I find my mother more wiser that you will ever be.