Hmmm, deportation of all illegals, and not back home, they got here once from there. Deport them to Africa and laugh as they wish they were back
Second, take all those "Liberals are gonna eat your babies!" republicans and have them shot. Sure this ends Fox News, the south, Alaska, but oh
Third, make drug tests mandatory in schools. Once every 3 months at random times a hair sample, not urine which can be cheated easily, not blood for
that requires needles and many people have a phobia of needles, but hair samples that tell you if they have done drugs any time the hair has been
there. ALso, if they shave their heads bald, armpit hair can be used, and if that is shaved, well, other hair, and if that shaved, arm/leg hair,
eyebrow hair, any hair can be used for a hair test.
Fourth, make many things death penalty, like three strikes of any violent or drug related felony. Also round up the priests known as pedophiles and
bye bye. Not defrocked, not slapped on the wrist by the church, but dead.
Fifth, keep christmas holidays, thanksgiving, labor day, MLK Jr, all the others, but only get "vacation" time from school for christmas,
thanksgiving, labor day, MLK Jr, and New Years Eve. Also, keep summer vacation, it is cheaper then buying air conditioners for all the schools to
keep kids from passing out from heat stroke. No dress codes, just common sense. No gang clothing, no g-string thongs only, have to be wearing pants,
jeans, skirt, dress, whatever. Belly button can be shown, no big deal, same with shoulders. Face/body piercings no problem. Cell phones allowed on
school grounds, but if it interupts class it is taken for the day.
Sixth, raise Minimum wage. Republicans want slave labor, this is wrong. If you sell a TV for 5 dollars, but no one has money, then how can they buy
the tv? If you sell gas for 50 dollars a gallon, and people make 80 dollars an hour, they will buy gas for they can afford it. But if you sell it
for 1 cent a gallon and no one has money for they are slaves the republicans want, they won't buy gas.
Seven. If an abortion clinic or hospital is bombs, the church members connected to the attack are killed. If a doctor is shot, the person and church
members are shot. Why? They say they are pro-life, yet they go out and kill, therefor are hypocrits and I don't like hypocrits.
Eight. Guns for everyone! If the little old lady has a 45, you aren't mugging her. If everyone in the bank have 9mm or .22, you aren't robbing
it. Morton Grove banned guns, crime went up, a town in georgia made it illegal not to own guns for protection, crime went down. The country with the
least gun control has the lowest crime rate. England and Australia ban guns and crime sky rockets. In other words, guns kill people like spoons made
Rosie fat.(look down)
Nine. No more "You give me money or you go to hell!!!!!" Tv, sure I lose 3 channels but those douchbags need to be stopped. Also tax religon, the
land they are on, the money they make, so forth. Use this money to pay for education, pay off debt created by republicans in wars for oil, and save
Ten. PC is gone. Black, white, yellow, red, green, blue, whatever. No more "well, he has 3 PHDs, invented half the technology used here, but he
white and this HS drop out is black, black man is hired!"
Eleven. BS lawsuits=jail time. Your kid is fat cause you fed him fast food every day? You in jail for child abuse. You cut your hand when breaking
into a house? You in jail. You suing the train company because the train didn't kill you when you were committing suicide? You in jail.(Yes, a
woman did this, won 10million) You spill coffee on your lap and sue? You in jail. Yes go back and get another cup, but suing because coffee is hot?
Twelve. Have implants planted in christians that explode when the christian starts spewing forth BS. This way we get rid of most of them. They
start going on about 6,000 year old earth or Noah being right and BOOM! One less idiot in the world.
Thirteen. Censorship gone! Nudity, blood and gore, words, none edited. If you don't like it, DON'T WATCH IT!!!! Japanese television is far more
blood and gore then us, yet they don't have "WAAA! I did this because I saw it on tv, I said this cause I heard it in a song!"
Fourteen. Gangsta Rap is no longer considered music. Rap, Hip Hop, whatever is music, cussing to a beat while adding how much drugs you do or how
many "hos" you banged is not music. You can sell it on cds, concerts, whatever, just can't call it music.
Fifthteen. Cable for everyone! No more basic tv, no more 56k modems, cable for everyone! Not satellite, those things don't work if it is
raining/snowing, anywhere in the world. "What? It's snowing in Antartica? Nothing on tv. What? Somebody sneezed in Ghana? Nothing on tv."
Sixthteen. No more Canada/USA, it's now United States of North AMerica. Mexico has been contained, Wall on border, ships in water, and as said
earlier, all illegal aliens were deported to Africa.
17. Science, and only science, can be taught in public schools. Gravity, relativity, evolution, lightning/thunder, plants, biology, whatever is to
be taught in school. No more christians crying because they want BS taught. Wait, they all dead anyways when the implants blew up, nvm, strike
18. Old enough to kill, old enough to drink. Drinking age is 20, draft age is raised to 20. Cigs are legal, but the companies must pay the family
of anyone who dies of smoking related cancer 1 million dollars. Not toe cancer or liver cancer, but lung, throat, cheek, nose, whatever cancer. Weed
is legal, but heavily taxed and 18 or older. Prostitution is legal and regulated. No more pimps, drug tests every month, in legalized government
controlled Whore Houses. Need a license, which requires the passing of a psych test, drug test, and STD test.
19. Sex education. No more "You touch yourself, YOU GO TO HELL!!!!!!! Now come here little boy so I can rape you." Taught the reality of sex,
STDs, condoms, pills, abortion, all that. No more being taught AIDS can be spread by tears or holding hands.
20. Welfare reform. No more welfare forever as you do drugs. On welfare, drug tests. Also have a work program through welfare that helps people
get jobs instead of just paying people to sit around and not try to get a job. Tired of seeing these "poor" people with brand new 25,000 dollar
trucks and 8 checks following, I mean kids.(Futurama with Bender was not that far off in the episode where he adopted kids for the government check
for each one)
21. For new immigrants, SPEAK THE F******* LANGUAGE! Also, if you are here, you wanted out of where you came from, SO STOP TRYING TO MAKE HERE LIKE
HOME! If you hated home so much, why do you whine that we aren't like them? No special laws for you, you here legally, you follow the law. If here
illegally, get deported as mentioned.
22. Work with NATO, UN, the world on global problems. Work on reducing Green House Gases. Work on making Hybrid cars better and cheaper so everyone
can afford them. Work on saving the animals endangered in other countries that the country still kills, like Pandas in China.
23. Make ATS the official Supreme Ruler website, nominate Simon as Minister of Common Sense and Skeptic Overlord Minister of Super Heroes.
That is all, for now.