How To Celebrate 1,000,000 Posts Properly
Someone mentioned prizes? Here are some suggestions:
First Prize: Permanent Ban
The member is ceremoniously and permanently banned.
However, the lucky winner is also sent a genuine miniature plastic glow-in-the-dark Zeta Reticuloid grey alien autographed by Simon, Skeptic and the
whole ATS crew. Toy courtesy of the Little Al'e Inn, Rachel, NV.
Think of all that time you'll save by not trolling ATS! Definitely a coveted prize, based on how many members seem to actively pursue it.
Second Prize: Point Trade With DeltaNine
That's right, the lucky second-place winner's points will be exchanged with DeltaNine's
. Great way for new members to get a (very modest)
leg-up, or for DeltaNine
to be able to rack up a whole lotta new warnings if the winner is an older member with excessive points.
Third Prize: 20 Concurrent Warnings
Yes, you too can enjoy the panache of being “painted red” by the staff -- and without having to break the
to do it!
Impress your friends! Let other ATS members know you're one bad ATSer and not to be trifled with. Warnings will include standard point deductions for
that air of authenticity.
Fourth Prize: Assignment As Moderator To PTS
got to do it. Imagine all the fun you'll have wading through post after post of endless repetitive partisan blather,
nation-bashing and unvarnished political bigotry while looking for T&C
violations and trying to care, really, trying...
Perhaps not quite as sexy, satisfying nor as pleasant as 20 concurrent warnings to your credit, but still, not a bad deal, right? Aw c'mon! You know
you want to!
We Laughed, We Cried, But Most of All, We Kept Posting Like Crazed Weasels
A million posts is, well, a hell of a lot of posts, baby!
Congratulations to all the staff and members for reaching this momentous milestone!
Time to celebrate responsibly, boys and girls!