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In the Year 2000

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posted on Apr, 12 2005 @ 08:37 PM
I'm sure your all familiar with Conan O'Brien's skit In the Year 2000. Basically Conan and his guest go back and forth exchanging crazy and hilarious predictions.
So lets start
In the Year 2000.............

Dancing Banana man will be charged with 200 counts of child molestation including hail-man

posted on Apr, 16 2005 @ 12:52 AM
In the year 2000 it will be proven that carrots are not good for your eyes as once previously thought, but it will still be the number 1 method for taking care of deep anal itches.

posted on Apr, 16 2005 @ 01:14 AM

It will be found that their are too many mexican coming into California and a temporary ban will be set on Beans in hopes of reducing immigrant counts...

posted on Apr, 16 2005 @ 09:11 AM
In the Year 2000....

Ball park franks will no longer plump when you cook 'em, but rather, moan when you suck 'em

posted on Apr, 23 2005 @ 12:12 PM
A soccer teams plane will crash in the Andes Mountains. While there is plenty of food, they will resort to canabalism to stay on the atkins diet (screw that diet)

posted on Apr, 28 2005 @ 09:08 PM
... Wall Street will take a beating, when Star Jones includes it in her jogging route


posted on May, 2 2005 @ 01:35 AM
I thought we were supposed to make up our own...

In the year 2000

G.W. Bush will not contradict himself in a speech, as a result Webster adds a new word... "strategery," to the dictionary.

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