Sick of speeding tickets?...Try this.

Step 1. Tie these balloons to your car

Step 2. Drive VERY FAST

Step 3. Watch people freak out.

Step 4. Tell the nice officer you thought they were real.




Sanc'.

Wouldn't want to be driving down the Freeway......OOPS I mean ''CITY LINK'' forgot! not FREE anymore!

Take care....
helen...

This would be great...

oh that just about killed me damm good thing i wasn't drinking anything when i saw that

i am sue that the cops would nail you for public mischif at the least but a very cool find thanks

ROFL!!!! sweetness.. Now, the question is, where the heck do you find Missile balloons???

I've also heard that when your doing 50mph in a 40mph and the cops try to pull you over, you should continue driving even if the put the lights on thenpull in quickly (lock up the breaks if neccessary) jump out of the car and roll around on the ground. When asked by the bemused police what you are doing, just tell them that a wasp was in the car and if you get syung by it you would die from an allergy.

BTW, where the heck can you get those missle balloons..?

gimme gimme gimme!!!

Originally posted by Klepto


BTW, where the heck can you get those missle balloons..?

gimme gimme gimme!!!

well obviously EBAY would be the first point of call.. you think I didn't check?

Not Found on Ebay

If you get caught driving really really really FAST...

Just make sure you have this inflatable behind you.




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Sanc'.

What to do when pulled over

"Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a Highway Traffic Cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. THIS IS WRONG! It arouses contempt in the cop's heart.

Make the ba$tard chase you. He will follow... But he won't know what to make of your blinker signal that says you're about to turn right. This is to let him know you're looking for a proper place to pull off and talk.

It will take him a moment to realize that he is about to make a 180 degree turn at speed... but you will be fready for it, braced for the G's and the fast heel toe work..."

- Raoul Duke, F.A.L.I.L.V.

Or when asked "do you know how fast you were going?" Just tell 'em you have no idea, your speedo only goes up to 120mph.