posted on Jul, 21 2003 @ 11:52 PM
Gotta be quick for this one:
CLEARANCE SALE: WEAPONS GRADE PLUTONIUM
In preparation for its impending annihilation by U.S. Forces, the Government of Iraq Syria is liquidating its entire stock of Weapons Grade
Plutonium-239. VillainSupply is acting as broker for this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! Act NOW!!
Price: US$25,000,000 per metric ton CHEAP!!
(Note: On the website Iraq is crossed out and Syria underlined).
I just brokered a deal with Cuba, and I'm waiting for Trader to fix the arbitrage to net me another cool $10m overnight.
Oops. I shouldn't have said that. It will come up in next month's reliable Bush administration intelligence reports.