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posted on Apr, 16 2005 @ 09:19 PM
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large hamburger sent by the aliens who are heading to ATS headquarters as we speak....




posted on Apr, 16 2005 @ 09:41 PM
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Croat56 who is also the new leader of ATS orders every1 to start preparing to defend Earth from the evil invaders. Luckily 6 years earlier ATS had proven that Tesla did invent a death ray and were able to steal it from the government.



posted on Apr, 17 2005 @ 12:05 PM
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Just then all media transmissions were seized by the Hamburger aliens. The leader of the aliens came on all of the TVs everywhere and said.....



The Alien Leader



posted on Apr, 18 2005 @ 12:54 AM
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The ATS community then fired the death ray at the alien and...



posted on Apr, 20 2005 @ 08:45 PM
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killed him then all the hamburgers they had fell all over the world so no one was hungery then....



posted on Apr, 20 2005 @ 10:05 PM
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There was a shortage of ketchup from all the hamburgers. Then started the great ketchup wars.



posted on Apr, 29 2005 @ 05:17 PM
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then Abe ,the best scientist in the world, invented a ketchup multiplying machine and ended the ketchup wars.



posted on Apr, 29 2005 @ 09:22 PM
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But with all the worrying about Ketchup, they forgot about the Mustard.
And so started the Mustard Wars, but Abe came to our rescue again very quickly because the technology was very similar to the Ketchup Multiplying Machine. In fact the same really. So ended the mustard wars.
But with all the worrying about Mustard the Onion wars raged in hidden places unknown to the general public. The Combined Ketchup and Mustard Multiplying Machines wouldn't work on Onions. They tried. It was a mess. Not good for hamburgers at all. They were purplexed...



posted on Apr, 29 2005 @ 09:38 PM
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since Abe couldn't find a way to stop the onion wars it seemed like all hope was lost......



posted on May, 6 2005 @ 08:50 PM
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until suddenly the King of spam comes to save the day!!! yaaaay



posted on May, 7 2005 @ 03:53 PM
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But as time went on the King of Spam became really annoying to the population and a heroic Mod, on his trusty Vespa, chased the King of Spam out of town.
Just when everything seemed like all the peace loving folks would get their dream a strange Bush was seen wondering among the towns people.
The Bush did not seem friendly. Infact just that morning...



posted on May, 7 2005 @ 04:16 PM
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The bush said to Moses, "Remove your sandals, you stand on holy ground"



posted on May, 7 2005 @ 04:54 PM
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Then Moses asked " Why the hell should I listen to you?"



posted on May, 7 2005 @ 06:11 PM
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then the bush said "I AM 'I AM', YO LORD AND DIVINE MASSA BEE-ATCH"
the word of the lord.



posted on May, 7 2005 @ 08:15 PM
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And Moses was struck down with a mighty blow from a 757 flying off course.
But no debris was found and the towns folk didn't believe the crazy Bush story about the Ketchup wars and mustard terrorists. So they burned the Bush.
And the Bush ashes were kept in an urn in the town square to remind the people that...



posted on May, 7 2005 @ 09:58 PM
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voting is very important. Then After SO lived through all of that he...



posted on May, 10 2005 @ 03:53 PM
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discovered what was really in the oak island treasure....



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