Cheesiest Songs Ever?

Well, maybe.

You be the judge.

Open Arms by Journey. Although i do like it, it's a cheesy romantic song.

By far, this song:
www.zeronews-fr.com...

....The link above is to a music video by the way - One which JAK keyed me in on at the MusicDiscussion board in my sig....

I guess you can techincally call it a music video....You be the judge

This one is really making the rounds. It is funny, although I remember that song and its not the worst I ever heard and the girls in that video with their cute little costumes are hot, in my opinion.

So, while that keyboard player with the goofy grin gets two thumbs down, way down, the video gets a thumbs up for scenery.

[edit on 05/4/7 by GradyPhilpott]

Originally posted by GradyPhilpott
...and the girls in that video with their cute little costumes are hot, in my opinion...

Ahhh! For sure! Nothing beats those natural hotties from the sixties and seventies...I'm sure they were payed fairly well to love all over that lunatic - or perhaps not....It was quite a "flea market of love" era!

Hmm......How about anything ever made by the B-52s?!

I would have to say it's a toss up between "Muskrat Love" and "Rhinestone Cowboy".

Milkshake, and that song by that rockwell guy, i just have that feeling, that someone is watching me, or whatever it is

Well they have Air Supply, and that's pretty cheesy.

But none of them have anything on Total Eclipse of the Heart [Turn Around Bright Eyes]

Which was re-effing-done PERFECTLY by the foul mouthed wedding band in Old School.

devo - whip it

men without hats - safety dance

case closed.

wang chung- wang chung, in the words of gilbert godfried: " WHAT THE %*#@!

I just heard it at lunch. It's Pour Some Sugar On Me by Def Leppard. There once was a time when I could half-way stomach that song, but now it's just seems retarded.

Peace

Okay, I don't think we're all on the same page of "cheesy" here.

Cheesy to me means piss poor lame over the top romantic. Not just stupid.

Come on. Read this...

TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART (Bonnie Tyler )

Turnaround, every now and then I get a
little bit lonely and you're never coming around
Turnaround, Every now and then I get a
little bit tired of listening to the sound of my tears
Turnaround, Every now and then I get a
little bit nervous that the best of all the years have gone by
Turnaround, Every now and then I get a
little bit terrified and then I see the look in your eyes
Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and
then I fall apart
Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and
then I fall apart

Turnaround, Every now and then I get a
little bit restless and I dream of something wild
Turnaround, Every now and then I get a
little bit helpless and I'm lying like a child in your arms
Turnaround, Every now and then I get a
little bit angry and I know I've got to get out and cry
Turnaround, Every now and then I get a
little bit terrified but then I see the look in your eyes
Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and
then I fall apart
Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and
then I fall apart

And I need you now tonight
And I need you more than ever
And if you'll only hold me tight
We'll be holding on forever
And we'll only be making it right
Cause we'll never be wrong together
We can take it to the end of the line
Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time
I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark
We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks
I really need you tonight
Forever's gonna start tonight
Forever's gonna start tonight

Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart
Once upon a time there was light in my life
But now there's only love in the dark
Nothing I can say
A total eclipse of the heart

Turnaround bright eyes
Turnaround bright eyes
Turnaround, every now and then I know
you'll never be the boy you always you wanted to be
Turnaround, every now and then I know
you'll always be the only boy who wanted me the way that I am
Turnaround, every now and then I know
there's no one in the universe as magical and wonderous as you
Turnaround, every now and then I know
there's nothing any better and there's nothing I just wouldn't do
Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and
then I fall apart
Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and
then I fall apart

And I need you now tonight
And I need you more than ever
And if you'll only hold me tight
We'll be holding on forever
And we'll only be making it right
Cause we'll never be wrong together
We can take it to the end of the line
Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time
I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark
We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks
I really need you tonight
Forever's gonna start tonight
Forever's gonna start tonight

Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart
Once upon a time there was light in my life
But now there's only love in the dark
Nothing I can say
A total eclipse of the heart

I dare anyway to outcheese that. Post the lyrics if you think you have a contender.

RANT....You've got to make that your first podcast by singing it to us all.....LMAO

RANT, men without hats - safety dance clearly out cheeses anything known to man.

Just read the last few lines.... meef.

Ssss-aaaa-ffff-eeee-tttt-yyyy
Safety-dance!

Ah we can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance
Well they’re are no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to, a place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind,
And we can dance

We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance
Well they’re are no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to a place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can dance.

Dancez!

Ah we can go when we want to the night is young and so am i
And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet
And surprise ’em with the victory cry

I say we can act if want to if we don’t nobody will
And you can act real rude and totally removed
And I can act like an imbecile
I say we can dance, we can dance everything out control
We can dance, we can dance we’re doing it wall to wall
We can dance, we can dance everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance everybody takin’ the chance
Safety dance
Oh well the safety dance
Ah yes the safety dance

Ssss-aaaa-ffff-eeee-tttt-yyyy
Safety-dance

We can dance if we want to, we’ve got all your life and mine
As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it
Everything’ll work out right
I say, we can dance if we want to we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance
Well they’re are no friends of mine
I say we can dance, we can dance everything out of control
We can dance, we can dance we’re doing it wall to wall
We can dance, we can dance everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance everybody’s takin’ the chance
Oh well the safety dance
Ah yes the safety dance
Oh well the safety dance
Oh well the safety dance
Oh yes the safety dance
Oh the safety dance yeah
Oh it’s the safety dance
It’s the safety dance
Well it’s the safety dance
Oh it’s the safety dance
Oh it’s the safety dance
Oh it’s the safety dance
Oh it’s the safety dance

Ah yes, some very fine, fine examples - The eighties is filled with all sorts of this kind of tripe.... (Not to say I still don't jam out to some of it when no one's around)

My "favorite"?

Corey Heart - Sunglasses At Night


I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can so I can
Watch you live and breathe your storylines

(And) I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can so I can
Keep track of the visions in my eyes

While she's deceiving me
It cuts my security (has)
She got control of me
I turn to her and say

Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades, oh no
Don't masquerade with the guy in shades, oh no
I can't believe it
You got it made with the guy in shades, oh no

(And) I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can so I can
Forget my name while you collect your claim

And I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can so I can
See the light that's right before my eyes

While she's deceiving me
She cuts my security (has)
She got control of me
I turn to her and say

Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades, oh no
Don't masquerade with the guy in shades, oh no
I can't believe it!
Don't be afraid of the guy in shades, oh no
It can't escape you
'Cause you got it made with the guy in shades, oh no

I said I wear my sunglasses
I wear my sunglasses at night
Wear my sunglasses at night


Can't you just FEEEEL the raw emotion in that song?!....

Originally posted by EnronOutrunHomerun
RANT....You've got to make that your first podcast by singing it to us all.....LMAO

Your choice, but I'm only doing one.

Either that or George Michael's "I want your sex" in my patented rowdy robot voice (with accompanying dance video!!!)

Sex is natural - sex is good
Not everybody does it
But everybody should
Sex is natural - sex is fun
Sex is best when it's... One on one
One on one

I'm not your father
HOO-AH! (sex)
I'm not your brother
HOO-AH! (sex)
Talk to your sister
HOO-AH! (sex)
I am a lover
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

EW! OooOOoOoOooOOOOOOoOo ew ew! (SEX!)

C-c-c-c-come on

(break it down...)

What's your definition of dirty baby
What do you consider pornography
Don't you know i love you till it hurts me baby
Don't you think it's time you had sex with me

What's your definition of dirty baby
What do you call pornography
Don't you know i love you till it hurts me baby
Don't you think it's time you had sex with me

Sex with me
Sex with me
Have sex with me

C-c-c-c-come on.

Spandau ballet: True

So true funny how it seems
always in time, but never in line for dreams.
Head over heels when toe to toe.
This is the sound of my soul,
this is the sound

I bought a ticket to the world,
but now I've come back again
Why do I find it hard to write the next line?
Oh I want the truth to be said

Huh huh huh hu-uh huh
I know this much is true
Huh huh huh hu-uh huh
I know this much is true

Information Society: Pure Energy

I wanna know
what you're thinking
there are some things you can't hide...
I wanna know
what you're feeling
tell me what's on you mind.

*pure energy*

Nena! Neunundneunzig LuftBallons (german version of course)

Hast du etwas Zeit für mich
Dann singe ich ein Lied für dich
Von 99 Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Denkst du vielleicht g'rad an mich
Dann singe ich ein Lied für dich
Von 99 Luftballons
Und dass so was von so was kommt

99 Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Hielt man für Ufos aus dem All
Darum schickte ein General
'ne Fliegerstaffel hinterher
Alarm zu geben, wenn es so wär
Dabei war'n da am Horizont
Nur 99 Luftballons

99 Düsenjäger
Jeder war ein großer Krieger
Hielten sich für Captain Kirk
Das gab ein großes Feuerwerk
Die Nachbarn haben nichts gerafft
Und fühlten sich gleich angemacht
Dabei schoss man am Horizont
Auf 99 Luftballons

99 Kriegsminister -
Streichholz und Benzinkanister -
Hielten sich für schlaue Leute
Witterten schon fette Beute
Riefen Krieg und wollten Macht
Mann, wer hätte das gedacht
Dass es einmal soweit kommt
Wegen 99 Luftballons

99 Jahre Krieg
Ließen keinen Platz für Sieger
Kriegsminister gibt's nicht mehr
Und auch keine Düsenflieger
Heute zieh' ich meine Runden
Seh' die Welt in Trümmern liegen
Hab' 'nen Luftballon gefunden
Denk' an dich und lass' ihn fliegen

Can't stop now...

Coming up after the break, Falco and Paul Hardcastle.

Rock me Amadeus like I'm Nininini Nineteen, 19, Ni-nineteen 19
19,19,19,19...

Feelings, nothing more than feelings,
Trying to forget my feelings of love.
Teardrops rolling down on my face,
Trying to forget my feelings of love.

Feelings, for all my life I'll feel it.
I wish I've never met you, girl;
You'll never come again.

Feelings, wo-o-o feelings,
Wo-o-o, feel you again in my arms.

Feelings, feelings
Like I've never lost you
And feelings like I've never
Have you again in my heart.

Feelings, for all my life I'll feel it.
I wish I've never met you, girl;
You'll never come again.

Feelings, feelings like I've
Never lost you
And feelings like I've never have you
Again in my life.

Feelings, wo-o-o feelings,
Wo-o-o, feelings again in my arms.
Feelings...

Not enough crackers in the world for all that cheez

Honey

See the tree how big it's grown
But friend it hasn't been too long it wasn't big
I laughed at her and she got mad
The first day that she planted it was just a twig
Then the first snow came and she ran out
To brush the snow away so it wouldn't die
Came runnin' in all exited
Slipped and almost hurt herself and I laughed 'til I cried

She was always young at heart
Kind of dumb and kind a smart and I love her so
And I surprised her with a puppy
Kept me up all christmas eve two years ago
And it would sure embarrass her when
I came home from working late 'cause I would know
That she'd been sittin' there and cryin'
Over some sad and silly late late show

And Honey I miss you and I'm being good
And I'd love to be with you if only I could

She wrecked the car and she was sad
And so afraid that I'd be mad but what the heck
Though I pretended hard to be
Guess you could say she saw through me and hugged my neck
I came home unexpectedly
And caught her crying needlessly in the middle of the day
And it was in the early spring
When flowers bloom and Robin sing she went away

And Honey I miss you and I'm being good
And I'd love to be with you if only I could

One day while I was not home
While she was there and all alone the angels came
Now all I have is memories
Of Honey and I wake up nights and call her name
Now my life's an empty stage
Where Honey lived and Honey played and love grew up
And a small cloud passes over head
And cries down the flower bed that Honey loved

And see the tree how big it's grown
But friend it hasn't been too long it wasn't big
And I laughed at her and she got mad
The first day that she planted it was just a twig
:bnghd:

R Kelly - Seems Like You're Ready

uh...
Whats up baby?
Come here,
i wanna taste you,
and i know your gonna like it
so are you ready?
I love the way your body feels next to mine,
Listen...
Let me explain

Temperature's Rising
And your body yearning for me
(So come here baby)
Girl Lay it on me
I place no one above thee
Oh take me to your ecstacy
It seems like you're ready

Chorus:
Seems like ur ready
(Seems like ur ready)
Girl are you ready
(Girl are you ready)
To go all the way
All the way
(repeat)

I can smell your perfume
Step into my bedroom
let me love you constantly
(Come here baby..)
Oh your body is my playground
Let me lick you up and down
Make you feel like a woman should
It seems like ur ready

Repeat chorus(2X)