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posted on Apr, 4 2005 @ 09:04 PM
Just saw this classic at the Viz site and thought I would post it.

Any more Top Tips or Handy Hints to help with the complexities of modern life?

Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the CVs into the bin.

posted on Apr, 4 2005 @ 09:13 PM
Homeland security special

BAKERS Avoid confusion and imprisonment when carrying desserts through airport customs by referring to Almond and Mocha bombs as Almond and Mocha upside-down cakes.
M Kipling, Guantanamo Bay

posted on Apr, 4 2005 @ 11:58 PM
MA's own.

When consulting Zimbabwean witch doctors, if you are told that you have a problem with your left foot, be sure to check that your left foot is not asleep before you attempt to walk away after your consultation.

posted on Apr, 5 2005 @ 02:52 AM
Tip-- Choose a lawyer with a strong sounding name such as,

[edit on 5-4-2005 by spliff4020]

posted on Apr, 5 2005 @ 02:56 AM
TIP#2..Always know what your kids are watching on tv and at the movies.

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