posted on Apr, 4 2005 @ 04:12 PM
The ATS Secure Communications Network is Fool Proof. Or as we say, Netchicken Proof.
First of all, someone cracks open the glass on the secure phone line installed in SkepticOverlords private bathroom.
That call is then routed to the ATS Emergency Command Centre
And, in the command centre, the team of 11 Monkeys each open their personal red safe in order to reach the authentication codes.
The calll is then routed through the most secure communications system known to man. A man in a sailor suit doing Semaphore
And finally, the message reaches the ATS/ATSNN Joint Emergency Response Team
We R Secure!