Guess the Mystery Celebrity.

???????? ill pass this one and try the next.

"You ought to be feeling on top of the world with this one. Open your rations and take on some brain food."

Masked...........this is way too hard...........I am asking my husband for the anser and if he don't know it youre making it up

back after fto put an easyyyyyyyyy one in.lol

Originally posted by angeleyes101
this is way too hard...........

"Well, some would say it was hard, but when they asked me why I did it, I answered - because it was there."

Limiting the 'celebrities' to a crop of pop singers gives you no goal to extend yourself... no new heights to reach... no mountains to climb, at all.

(aside *mutters... good grief... in emulation of Charlie Brown*)

Murray Percival Nash.

"So what if I share a name with the wife of the immediate past President? I did not have sexual relations with that woman!"

"I have gone as far south as a man could go, then I saw my own son do it to himself too."

"Am I surprised that folks cannot guess who I am? Get off the grass! If they went and contemplated life from 29,035 feet in Nepal some of them would still be no closer to the truth!"

"Gasher" Nash?

"Well that desert dogfighter could stunt fly, but he couldn't land where I've been."

*summons Netchicken and alien for an assessment of the state of knowledge about the most famous sons of their homeland*

Well, this is a good one, i admit.
It probably would be better if you weren't such an arrogant son of a b*tch about it.

Edmund Percival Hillary.

"Ha ha! If you were a lass with more patience I would have given you $5 in New Zealand currency for working me out."

"Now, go tell it on the mountain, and regain your inner calm."

Sir Edmund Hillary signs out.

The next one will be just for you masked...........

Hello, we have our guest today...please sit down."
Q- : "Are you a male?"
A- Yes."
Q. What are you known for?"
A- The place of the apple was where I started my reign and became known.
Q- " Are you married?"
A- "I married a woman who lost her husband."
Q- Do you have any scars, wounds?"
A-." Although I was shot at 4 times I escaped without any harm"
Q - Where do you live, or lived at?"
A - In a structure I helped to build and still stands today.'
Q- Are you an actor?'
A- "No."
Q."Are you a singer, painter, or someone important?"
A- "I would say someone who was important to many many people."

There you go.

We have our celebrity guest here now...audience applauds...

"Hello and welcome.."
MC- For what I don't know?"

Q..." Are you male or female?"

A... I should think you would know the answer to that one unless you are an idiot!"

.."Well, I cannot see you so.........."

But, you can hear my voice....do I sound like a woman?"

"..no...ok let's move on shal we?"

MC..'Lets..and fast."

Q... Do you act, sing, write or play sports?"

A.." I don't actually...although I would probably bee better than the lot acting today!"

Q...Alright...So are you married, divorced, single?"

A..."It's really none of your business.....but I'll go along I'm dating.."

Q.." So, tell us, what are you famous for?"

A.."Well to put it bluntly..I tell people the truth, and 99% of the time, they hate me for it, but they do end up agreeing with me..I'm a good judge of people."

Q...Where do you live?"

A.."Not in Americer....I am from Another country..although I do have a home here....but I do prefer my country much better."

Q....So you tell people the truth...do you hurt their feelings a lot?"

A.."Well yes, some are just crushed when I say the things I say, but I tell it as I see it...I never pretend to like someone if I don't..I mean that would just not be who I am."

Q...What is your stlye of clothing?"
A..Well..Everybody says I have one tee shirt, but I have 500 of the same one actuaally, it suits me and is my favorite color so I don't let their remarks bother me..why should I..as long as I like it..I'm not here to please anyone."

Q"You sound very arrogant..are you like this with everyone?"

A..."Well, mostly.yes..it's my style...but my 2 other partners...think I have a huge ego..its just I know when I'm right..and it's usually most of the time."

"Thank You....we will see if we can guess now who you are."
"...As long as they don't sing off key..I'll be happy."

Who is it?

That would be American Idol Judge, Simon Cowell!!!!

Originally posted by LaNena_24
That would be American Idol Judge, Simon Cowell!!!!

yea thats what i think too

You got it. It is Simon, only he is much more ignorant but I have to admit I love the guy...

Good-Evening all...tonight we have another guest..and I hope it will be fun.

..."Please come out, and have a seat..."

"Thank You..."

Me - Now, I am going to ask you a few questions, and the audience will try and guess who you are...okay?

Guest - "Sure..not hard questions I hope?"

Me." No..just basic ones..so Let's start.."

Q - Are you male or female?"

A - Guests looks relieved.."Male."

Q.- "Are you married, single divorced?"

A - Looks relieved again .."I am married."

Q - Do you have children?"

A..Guests seems to be whispering into a phone...?I have........(starts to talk into phone again....I have two children." mumbles Thank You" to someone.........

Q..Are you an actor?"

A - Wel...I must say that sometimes I have to act, its a big show sometimes, I have to be a great leader sometimes..but I'm not an actor that gets paid to act....you know what I mean?"

no......I do not

Q - Can you tell us what you think you are most known for?"

A - Well...let me think.i've done many things, but it will probably be sitting in school and someone whispering in my ear."

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"Thank You"

"You're welcome.....Thank You for making it so easy..I was startng to see double."

Bush?

Yes! How did you guess it? I could not think of a little subtle hint without giving him away entirely, lol..I was gonna say.."I am known for getting the wrong person"..hehe

I think Saddam and Osama are 2 different people....or is that a conspiracy too?

I'll guess you got it either from the double I put at the end, or the school and the whisper....what one.?

Thanks for playing. I love these I have a ball making them up for you guys, and laugh myself I have to admit, sometimes,
I was going to do George Carlin but every word would make me a step closer to getting banned, but he is so funny.

I just learned that ..Amory taught me.lol