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ATS/BTS COMMUNE!

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posted on Apr, 1 2005 @ 05:31 PM
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Enclosed is a proposal for an ATS/BTS commune.

It shall be located within legal distance of Nellis, AFB. It shall surround a mirror server of this site.

Pictoral Layout of land is as follows:



Our warning sign, for legal purposes.



My new pad (DIBS!):



The following support "personnel" will be needed:

*Caterers
(provide caffeinated beverages and energy drinks to all residents of the commune, maintain a constant stream of "finger foods," nachos, popcorn, crisps, mini-burgers, etc. ).

*Bartenders
(provide alcoholic beverages in a 3-person capacity trailer)

* Counselors
(provide Freudian-based group therapy during occasional 404 errors)

* Security Personnel
(provide security during heated debates regarding conspiracy-based theories and notions, provide security by patrolling the small enclosure)

* Sanitary Removal Experts
(provide removal of waste, as most of the habitants will be engaged in long periods of deep thought within their dwellings)

* Personal Assistants
(provide post-it notes, perform errand duties, such as dog-walking, cat-sitting, and a liason between habitant and support personnel).

* Internships Available
(must have the equivalent of a 9-year education from an accredited school. Transcripts not required. GPA minimum-1.0 Must submit essay with applicant's opinion of the following question: "WHY?")

Interested? State your name, expertise, and (optional) photographs. All interested individuals please apply to the following thread:

www.belowtopsecret.com...


Thank you for your time.
Dotgov101.

[edit on 1-4-2005 by dotgov101]




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