Enclosed is a proposal for an ATS/BTS commune.
It shall be located within legal distance of Nellis, AFB. It shall surround a mirror server of this site.
Pictoral Layout of land is as follows:
Our warning sign, for legal purposes.
My new pad (DIBS!):
The following support "personnel" will be needed:
(provide caffeinated beverages and energy drinks to all residents of the commune, maintain a constant stream of "finger foods," nachos, popcorn,
crisps, mini-burgers, etc. ).
(provide alcoholic beverages in a 3-person capacity trailer)
(provide Freudian-based group therapy during occasional 404 errors)
* Security Personnel
(provide security during heated debates regarding conspiracy-based theories and notions, provide security by patrolling the small enclosure)
* Sanitary Removal Experts
(provide removal of waste, as most of the habitants will be engaged in long periods of deep thought within their dwellings)
* Personal Assistants
(provide post-it notes, perform errand duties, such as dog-walking, cat-sitting, and a liason between habitant and support personnel).
* Internships Available
(must have the equivalent of a 9-year education from an accredited school. Transcripts not required. GPA minimum-1.0 Must submit essay with
applicant's opinion of the following question: "WHY?")
Interested? State your name, expertise, and (optional) photographs. All interested individuals please apply to the following thread:
Thank you for your time.
[edit on 1-4-2005 by dotgov101]