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Achtung! Achtung! ATS is now ripe for THE HOFF's control!

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posted on Apr, 1 2005 @ 08:14 AM
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Heil Hoff!,

Brothers, a great purging of the old guard has occured today in the fatherland, it is now our duty to take what is our birthright for the almighty HOFF! I as a paladin for the endless hordes who support our great and aryan fuhrer THE HOFF I will now instigate a campaign to vye control from ATS from other competing factions that wish to defile our nation.

the HOFF will bring us all glory and he will succeed in our ultimate goal

TO SPREAD THE LOVE!!!










RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!! THE HOFF WILL SPREAD HIS LOVE INTO EVERY PORE OF YOUR BODY! ASSIMILATION IS ASSURED!!

HOFF FOLLOWERS OF ATS! UNITE! TAKE WHAT IS OUR LEADERS RIGHT!!

drfunk (Paladin of the almighty HOFF, collector of german HOFF records)




posted on Apr, 1 2005 @ 08:15 AM
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*in slow motion* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!



Please help me. I am being held hostage by the Hoff Fatherland. I wish to defect because the Martini's are, stirred, watered down and there is far too much dry vermouth in them.





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posted on Apr, 1 2005 @ 08:16 AM
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I, Magnum, am the Hoff's 2i/c.

Do not panic people, it's just a very sexy takeover.



posted on Apr, 1 2005 @ 08:19 AM
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Tom Selleck also supports our glorious leader!! if he cant resist the love no one can!



posted on Apr, 1 2005 @ 08:20 AM
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Yes, lets start the take over!



posted on Apr, 1 2005 @ 08:23 AM
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I believe that Hoff is tking over record stores throughout germany and is broadcasting on all channels!



Hail Hoff!




posted on Apr, 1 2005 @ 08:26 AM
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I think you should all flee before the New ATS Republic



posted on Apr, 1 2005 @ 08:28 AM
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Fellow HOFFmeisters! do not be lured by this wizard! he may be able to resist the HOFF's spell but his 'republic' will fall before the unparalleled hypnotic beauty that is THE HOFF!!

HAIL OUR GLORIOUS LEADER HOFF!!!! PALADINS AND HOFFMEISTER'S UNITE!



posted on Apr, 1 2005 @ 09:47 AM
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Richard Simmons is too Sexy for the Hoffmiester

[edit on 1-4-2005 by MauiStacey]



posted on Apr, 1 2005 @ 09:54 AM
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I believe that Simon Gray is actually David Hasselhoff - is this true?????


SAY IT ISN'T SO??????!! All our base are belong to him!



posted on Apr, 1 2005 @ 09:57 AM
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BLISS.....SPEACHLESS BLISS.


JAK

posted on Apr, 1 2005 @ 10:04 AM
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Among the many threads emerging in the fight for leadership, only one was not started by the possible leader themself, but by his followers...

...out of love.

It's all about the love

All kneel and well...

It's all for you Hoff... all for you.



[edit on 1/4/05 by JAK]



posted on Apr, 1 2005 @ 10:55 AM
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ENOUGH SAID



posted on Apr, 1 2005 @ 11:03 AM
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Help is on the way...





there's more joining the resistance too... stay tuned...



posted on Apr, 1 2005 @ 11:04 AM
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posted on Apr, 1 2005 @ 11:05 AM
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we anti hoffers must unite under one banner to crush this evil hoffness!

*prays to god that we have better luck than the french taking on the germans*

[edit on 4-1-2005 by KrazyIvan]



posted on Apr, 1 2005 @ 11:09 AM
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That curly-haired guy is gay, right?




posted on Apr, 1 2005 @ 11:09 AM
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One Adam 12, One Adam 12 --- we have a disturbance at www.abovetopsecret.com... code 3, I repeat code 3...





It's the Hoff, he's trying to be someone once again... use extreme caution, do not look directly into his eyes, or at his... well you know..



posted on Apr, 1 2005 @ 11:11 AM
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Originally posted by elevatedone



One Adam 12, One Adam 12 --- we have a disturbance at www.abovetopsecret.com... code 3, I repeat code 3...





It's the Hoff, he's trying to be someone once again... use extreme caution, do not look directly into his eyes, or at his... well you know..








posted on Apr, 1 2005 @ 11:11 AM
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I heard that Simon Gray really IS The Hoff!

* Oh my!! *



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