Final Crusade

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posted on Mar, 29 2005 @ 03:36 PM
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Right now Bush is starting the 5th crusade in the Middle East. But if he doesn't take it all over, or as Ann Coulter says "Kill the leaders and convert the rest" we may have more crusades in the future if another republican gains power. So, the solution? Have the final crusade.

What you do is get all the penguins, seals, whatever out of Antartica, then round up all the christians and Islamic people and send them there, give it about a week and they will kill each other. "Well, not all christians are evil child raping women killing people!"
Ok, give em a quiz. "If you see a black man with a white women do you" A:Kill the 'n-word' B: Kill the whore C:kill both D: nothing. All ones who say D, keep here, but get of the ones who answer A, B, or C. So we now got rid of the south. "If you see a gay couple do you" A: Kill both B: Nothing. Now we get rid of the extremists in California. "If you see a little boy you" A: "Bless" him all over his face B: "Bless" him in his ass C: Nothing. This gets rid of the 25,000+ catholic priests in America and how ever many more in the world plus cardinals and bishops and whoever else. Then final question "Is the rapture going to happen?" A: Yes B: No Now we got rid of the Bush Administration.

Then for extreme Islam you have this quiz. "If a woman bares skin you" A: Kill her for being whore B: nothing C: Stare So all answer A get shipped to Antartica. "If you see a Jew you" A: Blow them up B: Nothing All who choose A are sent to Antartica. And finally "If someone bombs your home country killing all the loved ones you had there you" A:Get pissed and vote for the other guy next election B:Get pissed and try to kill the guy who started the illegal war C: Get pissed and go on a drinking binge for a week
Well, that wouldn't get anyone sent to Antartica.

Now, all the extremists are in Antartica. Just wait at most a month and go back and collect the dead bodies.




posted on Mar, 29 2005 @ 04:12 PM
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No, only the extremists who disagree with you on some social issues. Are you so disrespectful of their culture that you need to kill them or tell them they need to adapt your culture? Hmm....



posted on Mar, 29 2005 @ 04:38 PM
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yes, sence all republicans are like george bush



posted on Mar, 29 2005 @ 07:09 PM
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You forgot the polar bears! Actually no, wait, maybe they might be needed.



posted on Mar, 29 2005 @ 08:45 PM
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Polar Bears are Artic, not Antartic, lol.

Anyways, so you think that I want to get rid of the ones who disagree with me? Well, yes, cause I don't see anything wrong with interacial couples, gays, jews, whatever. So you send the ones who would rather(and usually do) kill someone who isn't like them then let them live to Antartica and let them kill each other. Even better, send them there, then spread rumors! "Those Lutherns are planning on starting gay marriges." SO the rest kill them, then "Catholic church is planning on eating meat on a friday." So they are killed. In the end you have one group left, then just spread rumors inbetween them, and watch them kill each other.



posted on Mar, 29 2005 @ 09:19 PM
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Yes killing every1 is the solution to everything



posted on Mar, 29 2005 @ 09:32 PM
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It is! And I am not the one killing, they are! They extremists, they christian/arab/ whatever, they will kill each other, and this would be great! Sure you would lose about a billion people, but you would be saving another 2-3 billion.

Also, can;t have war if all enemies are dead.......



posted on Mar, 30 2005 @ 07:31 AM
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Originally posted by James the Lesser
Polar Bears are Artic, not Antartic, lol.

That makes me feel better

You know we're overpopulating this planet as it is, using up the limited resources. This antartic thing could be a form of birth control. You know?



posted on Mar, 31 2005 @ 08:01 AM
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Well, if you want a high death toll to end over population you want them to stay here.... If you send the extreme christians to Antartica, they will kill each other cause everyone knows Catholics are right and everyone else is wrong, except for Luthern, who know they are right and kill everyone else, except for Protestants who are right.........'

But keep them here they get to kill everyone around them, not just each other.





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