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Originally posted by daboga75
And i'm thinking they would likely have their own form of mind altering substances for you to try, so you would necassarily need to take the weed and beer, lol.
Originally posted by invader_chris
Yeah, you could get a Pan Galactic Gargle Buster! Its supposed to be the liquid equivalent of being hit in the head with a brick.
Originally posted by FLYIN HIGH
Close your eyes and
and follow the stars,
look out Venus
'cause I'm going to Mars.
Originally posted by Amorymeltzer
Sorry, it's the equivalent of getting your brains smashed out with a gold brick, wrapped with a twist of lemon.
Originally posted by JamesBlonde
constuction of an electronic thumb then I would be much obliged and will think of you kindly whilst breathyng the heady odours of the seas of Santraginus V, sipping at a glass of that 'Ole Janx Spirit' and having lotion of Qualactin rubbed into my skin by an attractive female alien.
Originally posted by ferretman
As far as not having a member of the opposite sex come along.....who knows what other 'humans' are out there. IMHO there are other 'humans' out amongst the cosmos, plus with the alien technology ones life expectancy would probably be greatly lengthened. The opportunity to the the galaxy and report for the most read, most important guide in the galaxy would just be too great to pass up.