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- Rimmer discusses his view of history with Kryten, "Red Dwarf"
"Well, I'm no stranger to the land of scoff. Perhaps you'd like to explain why it is that every major battle in history has been won by the side with the shortest hair cut. "
"Oh, surely not sir. "
"Think about it, why did the US Cavalry beat the Indian nation? Short back and sides verses girlie Hippy locks. The Cavaliers and the Roundheads? One-nil to the Pudding basins. Vietnam, crew cuts both sides, no score draw."
Originally posted by ufochaser
I am growing my hair out to about 12 inches so I can cut it off and donate it to Locks of Love for Cancer patients