Beautiful Girl with an Axe Eating 10 Eggs with Bacon and Beans.

No offense dear ATS ladies but this girl is showing how to conquer a man. No dancing or singing, not talking neither. She can protect me and feed me.



She cracks eggs with an axe. So sexy.

Subcribed ? .... hell yeah baby !

a reply to: Trueman

she`s gonna crack your eggs

I’ll take her. My kind of woman

a reply to: Trueman

a reply to: Trueman

Bush Crafting never seemed more intriguing.

a reply to: AK907ICECOLD

the only thing impressing here are big axes

a reply to: Trueman

If she ate all that I'd break up with her.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Trueman

If she ate all that I'd break up with her.

Feral Russian ex-girlfriend with an axe.
What could go wrong?

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Feral Russian ex-girlfriend with an axe.
What could go wrong?

Nothing that hasn't happened before if I was ever in Vegas which I've never visited.

Humpty Dumpty's worst nightmare (although apparently they've lied to me since primary school, and he wasn't an egg after all).
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Didn't even bother to watch the video. Didn't need to. Description is enough.

a reply to: Trueman

No offense to you, but a real woman can make her own axe, has already built her own home, raises chickens for the eggs, grows the beans and barters for the bacon.

AND knows how to chop down a tree. Very inefficient axe work by the distractingly camouflaged wilderness woman.

Furthermore early in the video she was sharpening her hatchet by bracing the sharpener against her chest. Probably not a recommendation to be found in the tools instruction pamphlet.

a reply to: Lumenari

Makes me think of a song: "Going Keto Up In Ole Chernobyl".
Yeah, the radiation up there is so strong.

Could something like this refresh the Duck Dynasty franchise?
Attractive ladies in camo leggings instead of icky, unkempt males (not necessarily unattractive, just a bit crusty) in what would more accurately have been titled the Drake Dynasty?
Just saying because the main characters were all male, and a male duck is actually a "drake", whereas a female duck is still a "duck".

a reply to: Trueman

A bit young for me but undeniably a beautiful girl.

Also even if I was half my age the fact I would have to join a cue of lovestruck beavers would probably put me off.

Nice hand axe as well but she really need's a bigger one so as not to put too much impact damage on her wrist joint's though they were only saplings and small branches she was tackling with it.

I would have built the shelter different though.


The advantage is a central hearth warm's the house, illuminates it, creates a pest repellent smoke that keeps vermin from living in the roof.

Some roundhouses were dug into a kind of dug out, it has to then be build on well drained high ground and being half under ground and half over it those houses were actually quite strong.

While they use thatch, peat, turf and even bark were also used in ancient times.

Still this young lady knows how to live off the grid at least for some time.

originally posted by: Lumenari
a reply to: Trueman

No offense to you, but a real woman can make her own axe, has already built her own home, raises chickens for the eggs, grows the beans and barters for the bacon.

Hmmmm, sounds extraordinarily specific....

Wait a minute...where's her phone?? No selfies??? Wtf is this cgi? This is a deepfake can't be real.

a reply to: Trueman

Keep your dance card open, because you might be interested in this little lady too!

a reply to: Trueman

I like her 'rub it until it's sharp' technique!😉

Seen this chick awhile back and it's definitely NOT about outdoor anything. It's mostly about gratuitous camera angles.

That's an observation, not a complaint mind you, lol.

My can of beer ran out at three minutes in. For some reason, I was compelled to continue watching the rest of the 25 minute video without moving...

Then I got hungry...