Florida woman says she spotted a 'baby dinosaur' running through yard.

I have seen wild turkeys in the twilight and can understand how people might see them as some kind of dinosaur.
possibly an emu, or cassowary, or other exotic bird? lots of exotic wildlife that state.

originally posted by: BarbaraTheEnlightened1
Good news - Pastor John has been picked up unharmed by the sheriffs department. It’s believed that a bunch of liberals may have spiked Pastor John’s cup of coffee with two bottles of whiskey. He then became very confused and somehow entered a drinking establishment where he later felt the need to discard his garments whilst returning to the neighbourhood. He’s back home and sleeping now. Please pray for the souls of these wicked evil doers x x

looking forward to the next exciting episode...

It could have been a Basilisk lizard. They don't only run on water. They can grow to be up to two and a half feet long.

I'm sad that it wasn't a baby dinosaur

ETA: and - it always pays to read through the thread first :-)

a reply to: EnhancedInterrogator

Odds are that it was tegu.

Florida gets all the good drugs.
Not to mention people with psychological issues.

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