posted on Jul, 28 2005 @ 11:28 AM
Another game idea, like MK or Soul Caliber.
It's called War of Religons!
You have several characters, Priest, Rabbi, Cleric, monk, and Smart Person.(athiest)
Anyways, you are fighting to achieve immortality from your god/science. Now each character has different moves and storylines.
For the Priest you have to fight the others, then fight Moses, Mohammed, Budda, and Albert Einstein before going on to fight Satan to achieve
immortality. Your special moves are "Fleecing the Sheep" "Blessing the Child" and your fatality is "Sodomize the Sinner" where you just pound
your opponet in the bum to death.
If you go with Rabbi you have to fight the others then Mohammed, Pope, Budda, and then Albert Einstein before having to fight Satan to achieve
immortality. Your special moves are "Copper Wire"(the joke of how to make copper wire, throw a penny between two jews) "Shalom Shlemiel" and your
fatality is "Cut it Off" where you take their penis out and cut it off.(Circumcision)((sp?))
If you go with Cleric again the others but this time you fight Moses, Pope, Budda, and Albert Einstein. Your special moves are "Oil Slick" and
"Towel Snap"(You take the turban off, roll it up and whip the opponet) with your fatality being "Lalalalalalalala" where you run around and
eventually blow up.
If you go with Monk you fight the others then Mohammed, Pope, Moses, and Albert Einstein before fighting Satan for your immortality. Your special
moves are "Third Eye"(Basically you are Kenshin((think that was the psychic guys name)) from Mortal Kombat) and "Colostomy Bag"(Ghandi was famous
for performing colostomies on little girls) with your fatality being "Budda Belly" where your gut comes out and bounces the opponet off into the
cieling so hard they splatter.
If you go with Smart Person you have to fight the rest plus Mohammed, Pope, Moses, and Budda before fighting Satan for Immortality.(the others get it
from their god, the Smart Person gets it from a potion) Your special moves are "12 Guage Shotgun"(Guess what you do) "Lazer" and your fatality is
"The Truth" where you explain science/reality to your opponet and their heads explode when they realize that religon is full of $h*t.
Anyways, I like that game, no one would make it though.