Welcome new ATS owner. I look forward to your introduction!

As we all know, ATS has a new owner. So far, nothing has been revealed about said new owner. I would like to welcome them to the new future of ATS! I'd like to thank them for investing in all of us.

We will all miss the 3 amigos. They frequently would engage with us lowly members and created a ton of good content here.

I hope we can engage in the same type of discussions with our new owner! I personally welcome you good ma'am or sir, we eagerly await your arrival!

They seem shy!

So ... if they won't come and say hello ... then perhaps we should have fun picking who it may be.

The obvious ones ... CIA and MI6 come to mind.

Donald Trump may have bought it as a gift for Barron. That would be something!

Perhaps the Queen or Prince Charlie

Vladimir may have coughed up the money ... to give it as a gift to his wife.

Germany bought it as a gift to Merkel.

So many possibilities.

Guess it right and you may get a cookie and three stars.

P

a reply to: pheonix358

Donald Trump may have bought it as a gift for Barron. That would be something!

Sounds like the story line of Schitt's Creek...



I'm going to go with aliens.

Because the CIA didn't need to buy here... they already are here.

a reply to: Wookiep

My money on the new owner is trhat it's Kevin.

(I really can't stand that guy.)

a reply to: pheonix358
Just pray it's not Zuckerberg, Dorsey or Gates.

I wonder if Robbie Williams still comes here? I heard he liked it here and might have been a member? I could be wrong but I'm sure I heard that somewhere.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: Wookiep

My money on the new owner is trhat it's Kevin.

(I really can't stand that guy.)

~sigh~

NOT Kevin.

Please not Kevin.

~Leaves the internet, despondent~

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: Wookiep

My money on the new owner is trhat it's Kevin.

(I really can't stand that guy.)

Haha, yeah I guess that would be our ticket to Reddit. PLEASE GOD not Kevin!!!!

a reply to: Wookiep

Well if thier handle ends up being something like Cynic Underboss, we will at least know they have a sense of humor.

🙄🤦🏼‍♂️

I'll leave now.

a reply to: pheonix358

I can't give this post a star!😮


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originally posted by: Lysergic
你好我的新主人

我的名字是Lysergic我寻求尽职尽责地为您服务

Are you suggesting it's Xi Jin?? Damn maybe Kevin would be better...

originally posted by: Wookiep

originally posted by: Lysergic
你好我的新主人

我的名字是Lysergic我寻求尽职尽责地为您服务

Are you suggesting it's Xi Jin?? Damn maybe Kevin would be better...

No.

No.

Just. . . no.

*runs away sobbing*

originally posted by: Lumenari
a reply to: pheonix358

Donald Trump may have bought it as a gift for Barron. That would be something!

Sounds like the story line of Schitt's Creek...

I'm going to go with aliens.

Because the CIA didn't need to buy here... they already are here.

I mean,

Wow after 12 yrs... I think... Of being a member, yeah this feels weird.

Who wants to switch accounts like back in school with a substitute teacher?

I feel like maybe it was a long time Moderator, and maybe they dont want to say who it is just to avoid the drama

a reply to: CriticalStinker

How bout we just mash our names? You can be CriticalBurgh, and I'll be BigStinker. 🤔😁

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: Wookiep

originally posted by: Lysergic
你好我的新主人

我的名字是Lysergic我寻求尽职尽责地为您服务

Are you suggesting it's Xi Jin?? Damn maybe Kevin would be better...

No.

No.

Just. . . no.

*runs away sobbing*

Imagine this... New owner steps in and says "Hi fooks! My name is Kevin, long time lurker and I really like conspiracies..and.."

Lol lol. Oh man. Maybe they will have a sense of humor.... Or Xi, I mean not..